On the last day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.
The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.
The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.
Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box.
The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit..
She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.
"Is it wine?" she guessed.
"No," the boy replied.
She tasted another drop and asked, " Champagne ?.
"No," said the little boy.............."It's a puppy!" Haw Haw Haw hehehe Harrroo
Be SURE to go to Twix's blog to see all the pics from Date Night... and don't furget to thank her for everything.
14 comments:
I am heading right over to Twix's bloggy to see what I (sob) missed.
That is a good joke.
Slobbers,
Mango
Hehehehehahahaha...snort,snort! That was a funny Frankie. You always makes me chukle!
That is a purty fountain. I needs to get me one to drinks out of when I in da backyard. That way, I don't haves to go in and out...in and out.
It was a pleasure to meet you at Date Nite!
Puddles
Morning Frankie
Thank you for such a lovely evening. We enjoyed seeing you very much.
Love ya
Ruby & Penny
Pees - We only had eyes for you too!!
Your own fountain! Oh Frankie you are a spoiled one..
Benny & Lily
We love your fountain!
Tee hee! That was a great joke! We loved it!
Bunny
That is that funniest joke EVER! Thanks for sharing!
Dates.. jokes and fun. I gotta check it out. Hey Frankie... do Ruby or Penny either make u tell them who you like more? I'm amazed by your ability to manage this threesome
norwood
i'm still laughin' over that joke, mr. frankie. heehee. who was it that told it again?
i dig your fountain, by the way.
*woof*
the booker man
Cool fountain you have, Frankie. And yes, you made us laugh, Mom almost lost her tea.
Woos - Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara
eeeeeeeeewwww ha ha ha
Woo ought to have a khareer in standup!
Twas furry nice to see woo at Twix's!
Of khourse, what happens in KC stays in KC!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Hi, Frankie!
Your fountain is pawesome!
I wonder if the birds this one is only for you!
Champagne?? haaa! good one!
We had a wonderful time at Date Night!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
You sure know how to tell a joke! You should do stand-up!
I didn't see that one coming a mile away, frankly speaking. :)
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