Thursday, March 18, 2010

St. Paddy's Double Date Night

We had agreed to meet outside the PUB.
When I arrived, Twinkie was already there. She was all nervous and excited and was prancing around like a pup on hot coals. When Ruby and Penny arrived the three of them started sniffing and whispering to each other. They were all giggly and said that they had to go to the little girls’ flea powder room.

While they were gone Gunther finally arrived. I must say, I think he had stopped at a pub or two along the way.

When our girrrrls returned we went inside and tried to make ourselves comfortable. That was kind of difficult, beclaws the place was packed with two leggers all singing and trying to pet the girrrls. I got Ruby and Penny settled on stools, butt you know Twinkie. She wanted to stay right in the middle of all the action. I could tell that Gunther wasn’t too happy, what with the strange two leggers all touching HIS girrrl.

The next time the girrrls went to the flea powder room, Gunther was ready. I heard this huge sound. PHARRRRRRRT! Two leggers were suddenly running for the door! By the time the girrrls came back we had the whole Pub to ourselves.
Twinkie instantly took charge. She ran to the kitchen and began grabbing plates of delicious food. When she came back with them she instructed me to start pouring glasses of Green Beer. Twinkie refused to allow Ruby and Penny to do anything beclaws she was afraid they might get messy. Gunther was no help. I think he had done enough.

Ruby and Penny shared their corned beef and cabbage with me. Gunther and Twinkie tied into a platter of Shepard’s Pie . Everything was delicious. I kept the beer flowing.
We finally moved to a back booth where Twinkie managed to talk Gunther into sitting beside her so my girls could be next to me. We listened to some music and then it was time for me to get my girrrls ready to start their long trek back home.
When we left, Gunther was so intent on snuffling Twinkie’s ears that I don’t think they even knew we were gone.

It was an evening to remember.
I wonder if any two leggers ever returned to the pub?
To read the other three accounts of our Double Date please go to the following blogs:


Mango said...

Most successful date, I must say. Good job clearing the room.


Ruby and Penny said...

Hi Frankie
We had such a wonderful evening. Good food and even better company.
Love ya
Ruby & Penny

houndstooth said...

Oooooooh! Now we see why the pub was empty!



Wow!! What a night.
Great pics.


The OP Pack said...

So good of Gunther to figure out a wat to get rid of the two leggers.And what a sweetheart Twinkie is to do all that work so your special ladies could stay nice and clean. But it does sound like Gunther paid her well with his loving attention.Wewold have loved to taste that corned beef - bet it was scrumptious.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Anonymous said...

Ohmidogness! I was so anxious to see how the dates went this morning. And I am Most Glad to hear that everydoggie had such a marvelous time! That Gunther has some real talent, I must say. I will go check out all the other bloggies and find out what they have to say. But it sounds like a Most Good time was had by all!

Wiggles & Wags,

Stella, Gunther and Betty said...

I hope you are fairing better than our dear brother, Gunther. We had to sneak him into the house so he didn't get in trouble with the parents. It may take him all day to sleep off all that green beer!

Stella and Betty

Twinkietinydog said...

Hey, Frankie! That is not how I remembered it, but we did have quite a few brewskies.So that's how all the 2-leggers cleared out. Gunther is pretty valiant then. Where on earth did you find out about the muscle relaxer? You always have such good intel! I received a desperate email from Stella and Betty today asking me to give Gunther another chance. I am still confused. I'm too young to settle down... You understand. At least you and the clean girrrls are doing great. Your relationship keeps blooming, as it should.
Now fess up: Where did you take the girrrls after?

kissa-bull said...

i thinks we like mr gunther
he would fit right in wiff our tooting choir teehee
most romantic double date. beer and food and toots
what more could anyone ask for
pibble sugars
the houston pittie pack

Remington said...

You party animals!

3 doxies said...

We couldn'ts sleep last night wondering how da date was going.
Frankie you looked like a pawfect gentleman...ummm, where did ya'll go?

Twinkietinydog said...

You are quite the Gunther supporter, Frankie. He should be grateful to have you as his furiend. I guess if we ever decided we could use counseling we'll turn to you first.

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Time to get hopping on some Easter plans!

Khyra & Khousin Merdie

the booker man said...

looks like ya'll had a way fun time!! i hope the hangovers have worn off by now. you gotta be careful with that green beer!
the booker man

Sandra said...

That is quite an evening you had. Full of romance and good food. Hope you get to go out with the ladies again soon.

Alven, Dottie and Flash


Hi Frankie,

Well all we can say is we wish we were there when you farted cause it must have been a BLAST!

Mommy is still laughing out loud! This is too funny!

Luuved hearing about your date, it was grrreat!

Riley and Star.

Lorenza said...

Hi, Frankie!
Sure you all had a pawesome time!
Gunther's technique to make the pub all for you was great!
Kisses and hugs

Life With Dogs said...

It sounds like Gunther would make a great bouncer! :)

kalyxcorn said...

wow how cool! way to go on coordinating all that :)


Cheryl, Indiana, Shingo and Molly said...

What a grrrreat date you had all planned out for the girls. We understand that there was much lovey snuggling!

Woofs and Kisses!