I don't EVEN dare to tell you what my dad did to me last night. If I did... you would all be coming here to open up a can of Whup Tail on him, and THERE JUST ISN'T ENOUGH BARKING SPACE FOR ALL OF YOU WHO WOULD SHOW UP!!!
You have to trust me that my butt scootin' FATHER did a very much CAT CRAP thingy to me. AND... I did NOT deserve this either!!! Well, it was actually something he SAID to me.
My mom and I were supposed to go to a meeting last night. Well, DAD just whined and whimpered and begged me to stay home with him. Mom was only going to be gone for 87 mins. so I though OK my FATHER must NEED me. Mom hadn't been gone more than 87 SECONDS when .... all Squirrel Nests... broke loose. I just hope and cross my paws that something like... THAT never happens to you. My mom is even Crapped Off at him over this... THINGY.
I have the meanest baddest dad. I hope what little bit of furs he has on his head... all falls out! I am not going to help him nap in his 'cliner chair for 87 bazillion years!!! AND... I hope he gets WORMS.
32 comments:
OK, now, simmer down little pal. What happened? Spill!
Slobbers,
Mango
oh dear--your dad is in big trouble huh? we can't imagine what he did to you!
Awwww, Frankie! You can come here and share our dad! Blueberry is currently giving him the cold shoulder for being gone so long, so he has plenty of scritches and snuggles to give out!
Bunny
P.S. I am REALLY curious!
Hmm, can you tell us what your Dad did?
((hugs))
your friends
Oskar, Schatzi & Xena
Pictures required! What happened?!?
Sounds like a horrific experience. Hope you are doing ok after all of that.
Wags and Licks,
Mollie Jo & Bobo
Oh my, this sounds serious!
Oh my, that is some serious venting there, Frankie! Umm, what did he do to you? Mom says she thinks maybe you got a bad haircut?? Hope that's all it was. You gotta watch those human men, they get crazy ideas sometimes!!
Snorts-
Brutus the Frenchie
Frankie
Chill.....now tell us what happened. Then we will see if we are all needed at your place!!!
Waiting
Jazzi
uh-oh. Dad must have been confused momentarily and thought he was in the Bizarro World.
But you are o.k., right? Right.
Why don't you tell us how you really feel Frankie? Srsly though, sounds like your Dad is going to be in the dog house for a long time on this one. Hope you get a little house harmony soon!
Woofs and Kisses!
Hi Frankie
What did your Dad do to you? Did he invite the Grinch over? Tell us?
Love Ruby & Penny
Oh goodness, Frankie. This sounds dire. (That's what my mom says when something is really bad - "dire.") Whatever your dad did, I bet he feels real bad about it. And I bet you'll get lots of extra cookies cuz of this. My advice is to milk it for all its worth.
Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie
Geeze maneeze, Frankie!
You really are mad and we don't blame you at all! But at least he didn't dress you up in pink!
Hang tight buddy, and don't give in!
Your pal,
Riley.
Uh oh....sounds like your Dad is about to be moved out to the dog house!
Smileys!
Dory
Hi there Frankie,
What has happened? Did he snip away your fur? I hope it's something that can be resolved with yummy treats?
-Scrappy, Bullet & the Piappies
Wow Frankie, whatever it is, it must have been awful. You didn't deserve such terrible treatment, and we will absolutely show up to tell your dad what we think of him. You just say the word and we'll be there.
Your friends,
Remi and Noelle
WOW!
I'm with Mango!
Especially after the email woo pawed to me!
Maybe woo khan leave your dad out in a snow bank somewhere?
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Oh man, you are really ticked, Frankie?? What happened?
Woos, Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara
Frankie, WTF? why are you posting this and not spilling? if you don't spill soon, i'm going to send RM after you. and you would't like that... really... ok, maybe you would, cuz he likes little dudes. but i don't think you'd want to share your toys and foodables with him at all! so spill it little dude!
Must have been something bad if you're wishing WORMS on him!
oh man oh man oh man oh man! Need me ta bite him for ya???
Texas from Two Dachshunds & Co.
Whoa buddy! WTF has you so cheesed off? At first I thought bath, but no that wouldn't be THAT bad... I thought maybe he got you tutored but you are already tutored I think. Whatever could have a lil' mild mannered guy such as yourself so totally P.O.d?
Frankie - what happened? We're with Wild Dingo - no fair not letting us know what happened to get you so worked up.
OMD Frankie, this is horrendous! Truly an appalling situation. What a vile thing for him to say! It must be insufferable for you to have to live with such abuse. You want to take that hiatus now for a bit? We've been invited again today. I said "no" but things have dramatically turned. It's up to you, but I wouldn't wish worms on my worst enemy.
(you're killing us BOL)
Twink!
Wow, buddy. What did he do??!?? I know when it quits snowing you will be coming back over to visit us and we can gang up on him! Details...we want details!!
Grrr and Woof,
Sarge
Woof! Woof! FUNNY ... what your LABEL says. So what exactly did he do? Are you going to tell us? Well, hope what ever it is he learned his lesson ... a good lesson indeed.Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar
Frankie.. no need to be a hot dog. I'm just sayin
norwood
yikes! at least your dad knows how to do it! my mom pokes and prods and nuttin comes of it except me being really self conscious!
hugs,
b
spill the beans already
we're furry dying wiff anxiety
and are furry worried about you
wanna for ush to go rescue you
we'll call and emergency pto meeting iff necesarry
kay?
worried pibbles
What did you Dad do??????
Please... let us know!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
hello frankie its dennis the vizsla dog hay wot happend??? did he eet all the cheez withowt giving yoo enny??? i hayt when they do that!!! ok bye
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