Wednesday, February 24, 2010

I'm MAJOR time Crapped Off at my DAD

I don't EVEN dare to tell you what my dad did to me last night. If I did... you would all be coming here to open up a can of Whup Tail on him, and THERE JUST ISN'T ENOUGH BARKING SPACE FOR ALL OF YOU WHO WOULD SHOW UP!!!
You have to trust me that my butt scootin' FATHER did a very much CAT CRAP thingy to me. AND... I did NOT deserve this either!!! Well, it was actually something he SAID to me.
My mom and I were supposed to go to a meeting last night. Well, DAD just whined and whimpered and begged me to stay home with him. Mom was only going to be gone for 87 mins. so I though OK my FATHER must NEED me. Mom hadn't been gone more than 87 SECONDS when .... all Squirrel Nests... broke loose. I just hope and cross my paws that something like... THAT never happens to you. My mom is even Crapped Off at him over this... THINGY.
I have the meanest baddest dad. I hope what little bit of furs he has on his head... all falls out! I am not going to help him nap in his 'cliner chair for 87 bazillion years!!! AND... I hope he gets WORMS.


Mango said...

OK, now, simmer down little pal. What happened? Spill!


The 'splorin' Wolfies said...

oh dear--your dad is in big trouble huh? we can't imagine what he did to you!

houndstooth said...

Awwww, Frankie! You can come here and share our dad! Blueberry is currently giving him the cold shoulder for being gone so long, so he has plenty of scritches and snuggles to give out!


P.S. I am REALLY curious!

Three Dogs Long said...

Hmm, can you tell us what your Dad did?

your friends
Oskar, Schatzi & Xena

Life With Dogs said...

Pictures required! What happened?!?

Two Country Poodles said...

Sounds like a horrific experience. Hope you are doing ok after all of that.

Wags and Licks,
Mollie Jo & Bobo

Remington said...

Oh my, this sounds serious!

BRUTUS said...

Oh my, that is some serious venting there, Frankie! Umm, what did he do to you? Mom says she thinks maybe you got a bad haircut?? Hope that's all it was. You gotta watch those human men, they get crazy ideas sometimes!!

Brutus the Frenchie

Jazzi said...

Frankie tell us what happened. Then we will see if we are all needed at your place!!!


detroit dog said...

uh-oh. Dad must have been confused momentarily and thought he was in the Bizarro World.

But you are o.k., right? Right.

Cheryl, Indiana, Shingo and Molly said...

Why don't you tell us how you really feel Frankie? Srsly though, sounds like your Dad is going to be in the dog house for a long time on this one. Hope you get a little house harmony soon!

Woofs and Kisses!

Ruby and Penny said...

Hi Frankie
What did your Dad do to you? Did he invite the Grinch over? Tell us?
Love Ruby & Penny

Anonymous said...

Oh goodness, Frankie. This sounds dire. (That's what my mom says when something is really bad - "dire.") Whatever your dad did, I bet he feels real bad about it. And I bet you'll get lots of extra cookies cuz of this. My advice is to milk it for all its worth.

Wiggles & Wags,


Geeze maneeze, Frankie!

You really are mad and we don't blame you at all! But at least he didn't dress you up in pink!

Hang tight buddy, and don't give in!

Your pal,

Dory and the Mama said...

Uh oh....sounds like your Dad is about to be moved out to the dog house!


Piappies World said...

Hi there Frankie,

What has happened? Did he snip away your fur? I hope it's something that can be resolved with yummy treats?

-Scrappy, Bullet & the Piappies

Dog Foster Mom said...

Wow Frankie, whatever it is, it must have been awful. You didn't deserve such terrible treatment, and we will absolutely show up to tell your dad what we think of him. You just say the word and we'll be there.

Your friends,
Remi and Noelle

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...


I'm with Mango!

Especially after the email woo pawed to me!

Maybe woo khan leave your dad out in a snow bank somewhere?


The OP Pack said...

Oh man, you are really ticked, Frankie?? What happened?

Woos, Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Wild Dingo said...

Frankie, WTF? why are you posting this and not spilling? if you don't spill soon, i'm going to send RM after you. and you would't like that... really... ok, maybe you would, cuz he likes little dudes. but i don't think you'd want to share your toys and foodables with him at all! so spill it little dude!

Sam said...

Must have been something bad if you're wishing WORMS on him!

Erin and GuidePupPompei said...

oh man oh man oh man oh man! Need me ta bite him for ya???

Texas from Two Dachshunds & Co.

dewdana said...

Whoa buddy! WTF has you so cheesed off? At first I thought bath, but no that wouldn't be THAT bad... I thought maybe he got you tutored but you are already tutored I think. Whatever could have a lil' mild mannered guy such as yourself so totally P.O.d?

Nuthatch... said...

Frankie - what happened? We're with Wild Dingo - no fair not letting us know what happened to get you so worked up.

Twinkietinydog said...

OMD Frankie, this is horrendous! Truly an appalling situation. What a vile thing for him to say! It must be insufferable for you to have to live with such abuse. You want to take that hiatus now for a bit? We've been invited again today. I said "no" but things have dramatically turned. It's up to you, but I wouldn't wish worms on my worst enemy.
(you're killing us BOL)

Sargeant said...

Wow, buddy. What did he do??!?? I know when it quits snowing you will be coming back over to visit us and we can gang up on him! Details...we want details!!

Grrr and Woof,

SGR said...

Woof! Woof! FUNNY ... what your LABEL says. So what exactly did he do? Are you going to tell us? Well, hope what ever it is he learned his lesson ... a good lesson indeed.Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar


Frankie.. no need to be a hot dog. I'm just sayin

kalyxcorn said...

yikes! at least your dad knows how to do it! my mom pokes and prods and nuttin comes of it except me being really self conscious!


kissa-bull said...

spill the beans already
we're furry dying wiff anxiety
and are furry worried about you
wanna for ush to go rescue you
we'll call and emergency pto meeting iff necesarry
worried pibbles

Lorenza said...

What did you Dad do??????
Please... let us know!
Kisses and hugs

Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello frankie its dennis the vizsla dog hay wot happend??? did he eet all the cheez withowt giving yoo enny??? i hayt when they do that!!! ok bye