It's ME again...

Hi EVERYBUDDY !!! My sister Lori is FINALLY gone. She took over MY YapStop computer and wouldn't even let me read your blogs or do any posts or anything. She was a real big stinky butt scooting cat fart!!!
I thougth this was going to be a GOOD visit beclaws... Sarge was back in PA... in JAIL. I don't know what he did to get sentenced to jail butt it must have been a big bad thingy. Anyway I was all excited about getting to have my sister... ALL TO MYSELF....
Did that happen??? Nope! S H E discovered my YapStop computer and all of YOUR GRRREAT Blogs.... She went K E R A Z Y I tell you. That is ALL she wanted to do. Read your blogs and go AWWW or laugh like a squirrel with a feather stuck under it's tail.
B U T T.... do you think she would let me read the posts??? Not on your life. She even PUSHED me off the couch once and then she ran my battery down and she left fingerprints on my keyboard and she COMPLAINED about a couple of snot smears on the screen and she put it up really high so I couldn't reach it and she made stupid comments to people and she called Sarge in Jail and TALKED TO HIM ABOUT M Y FURENDS and their blogs and stuff about what he wanted her to say in comments and she made kissy face butt sniffing sounds to him over the phone... you know... THAT phone that I am not even allowed to use any more (since that little incident) and she kept saying "Not NOW Frankie, we'll play later." and she never ever did and she didn't even give me lots of snacks and stuff and she said, "Oh sorry Frankie, I didn't know you wanted to use THE computer... here you go." butt when I would look... the battery would be dead,,,, what a mean trick to play on a little DACHSHUND that doesn't even have any thumbs and she is REALLY FAST for a two legger and she is mean and sneaky too AND did I mention that she HOGGED up MY Yapstop computer????
Well, it was just NOT what I had expected the "vacation" to be like...withOUT Sarge. I am beginning to think I would rather SHE stay home and HE come visit. Heck... he only eats my food and pees and poops in all the best spots and drinks my water and plays with MY toys and barks at stuff. NOT even HALF as bad as Lori.
Well..... She's gone and I'm back. That is grrreat. I'll try to get around to everybudddy's blogs tomorrow or the next day.
I loved all of your ADOPTION STORIES. I want to thank you all for taking the time to post them. I think they got everybuddy (except maybe Lori the butt scooter) in the Thanksgiving spirit. Do you know what I discovered????? EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THE STORIES ENDED HAPPILY EVER AFTER. SIGH WAG WAG WAG SIGH
Love you all. And Merry Christmas.