YEP you heard it right. Dumb Dumb the Dachshund is suffering from a serious case of
EMOTIONAL DIARREHA. His little thoughts are turning to slime. He is beside himself trying to get his BLASPHEMOUS BLOG to work for him. Not going to happen. He can't sleep and can hardly eat. We wish you could see this. The Panic Furter is starting to waste away to nothing (which isn't much different than before our attack began). He is even starting to loose his stupid fuzzy fur. It is a BEAUTIFUL thing to behold. Why??? You ask WHY we are finally ready to put a stop to all your hateful ways???
We, the Rodent Rangers are sick and tired of all other species belittling us!!!
We are sick of you and your two leggers ENJOYING out pain.
We want NO MORE POEMS ABOUT:
SERIAL SLASHING FARM WIVES CUTTING UP OUR VISUALLY IMPAIRED RELATIVES.
YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF SICKO MEANER WEINERS.
Soon Soon Soon you'll all be crying in your kibbles (khrying in your khibbles, for the Khyra followers).
Rodent Ranger Branch Commander Pete R. Rabbit