Tuesday, October 27, 2009

the DACHSHUND's having a DOWN DAY

YEP you heard it right. Dumb Dumb the Dachshund is suffering from a serious case of
EMOTIONAL DIARREHA. His little thoughts are turning to slime. He is beside himself trying to get his BLASPHEMOUS BLOG to work for him. Not going to happen. He can't sleep and can hardly eat. We wish you could see this. The Panic Furter is starting to waste away to nothing (which isn't much different than before our attack began). He is even starting to loose his stupid fuzzy fur. It is a BEAUTIFUL thing to behold. Why??? You ask WHY we are finally ready to put a stop to all your hateful ways???

We, the Rodent Rangers are sick and tired of all other species belittling us!!!

We are sick of you and your two leggers ENJOYING out pain.
We want NO MORE POEMS ABOUT:

SERIAL SLASHING FARM WIVES CUTTING UP OUR VISUALLY IMPAIRED RELATIVES.

YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF SICKO MEANER WEINERS.

Soon Soon Soon you'll all be crying in your kibbles (khrying in your khibbles, for the Khyra followers).

Rodent Ranger Branch Commander Pete R. Rabbit

12 comments:

Mango said...

Frankie! Use your squirties as a weapon I say. Blast those damn rodents to the moon!

Slobbers,
Mango

Frankie Furter said...

Blast US to the moon?? No way you goon.

Rodents Rule

Commander McNutt here.

sadermaxx said...

Hi Frankie!

Frankie, you have to start fighting back!

You know those rodents value their nuts.
I say use your nose to sniff out their stash and hit them where it hurts!

Frankie Furter said...

NUTS TO YOU SADIE !!!

RODENT RANGER COMM. CENTER

Frankie said...

I heard from Frankie and he seems fine. So there.

Frankie Furter said...

FRANKIE MAE, the Frank Furter is not as fine as he let on. He just keeps trying to get into his bloggie and then hanging his head and whimpering. YOU CALL THAT FINE????

So there HAW !!
Rocky Squirrel Branch commander of the Rodent Rangers.

Tank said...

These rodents are relentless, huh Frankie?

Have you tried pumpkin juice?? (shh... they get drunk on it and then you can escape)

Frankie Furter said...

Hey there Tanklet, how do you like that Hershey Hustle we gave you???
We don't want to hear any of your "crap" about pumpking ANYTHING, let alone pumpkin juice.
You should see your little dachshund dunce. He is going Postal over this blog thing.
Bugsey Bunny Lt. Kernal, Rodent Ranger

Twix said...

Frankie, you are so much smarter that those rodents. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT let them get to you. That is precisely what they want. Don't give up your beautiful fur to them and don't let them in your head! We are here for you buddy!

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Mango's plan has the smell of vikhtory all ovfur it!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Lorenza said...

Rodent Ranger Branch Commander Pete R. Rabbit:
Leave alone my friend Frankie.
He has more friends than you can imagine and we will unite against you!
No kisses and hugs to you!
Lorenza

Kyla Duffy said...

Don't take it! Great story about badger hunting in "Lost Souls: Found! Inspiring Stories About Dachshunds." Proceeds go to rescue!

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Woof!