Friday, July 31, 2009

Today Sarge comes to my house

See, now this is what I'm talking about. Look how sweet and loving and INNOCENT Sarge can look. That is all just a trick. He is really very much mean and nasty and GUILTY. Mostly though, he is NOT a DACHSHUND.
And he is coming to stay the weekend. He will eat my food and drink my water and play with my toys and want to gwalk my moleys and dig in my yard and and and pee and poop in MY favorite places.
I love to see my "sister" Lori, butt... I sometimes wonder if it is worth it though.
Then there is the whole birthday thingy. It will be Lori and Stan's birthday, so mom decided last year to just celebrate Sarge's birthday at this time, too. Sooo he is going to get presents and I am not. He will just brag and boast and make fun of me. I know he got some grrrreat snacks and I KNOW he will be selfish and not share them with me. He is such a pile of cat crap.
I just hope that mom and dad don't forget to put my play pen/cage up for me. I can fill it with some of my best stuff and then get in there and Sarge can't get close. I love that thing. I had better go and remind them to get it out and all set up.
How many days are in a weekend????


Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Just bukhk up Butterkhup!



Frankie said...

LOL LOL LOL at the tag, "gloom and misery." Oh, that makes my day. I hope you have a better time than you described. I'll bet someone will give you a little something even though it's Sarge's special day. The play pen idea is a great one! Have your mommy take a picture of you in it with your stuff! Stay strong and guard those toys! :) Frankie Mae

Twix said...

Just be extra sneaky and steal Sarge's treats! You know you can do it! The weekend will be over before you know it.
Love and hugs,

Frankie Furter said...

Khyra, I tried to be all bucked up. I did pretty well actually. I took Twix's idea and I made a big sneaky STEAL THE STUFF RAID. I got one bag of his birthday treats and opened them!!!! YUMMMMMM
Frankie Mae my little dachshund darling, how grrrreat to hear from you. If mom gets of her tired tail and gets it loaded in my YapStop I'll put pictures of my "cage" for you to see. I really do love it. It is grrrreat to keep Silly Sarge away from me and my STUFF !!!
Licks and Wags to all