See, now this is what I'm talking about. Look how sweet and loving and INNOCENT Sarge can look. That is all just a trick. He is really very much mean and nasty and GUILTY. Mostly though, he is NOT a DACHSHUND.
And he is coming to stay the weekend. He will eat my food and drink my water and play with my toys and want to gwalk my moleys and dig in my yard and and and pee and poop in MY favorite places.
I love to see my "sister" Lori, butt... I sometimes wonder if it is worth it though.
Then there is the whole birthday thingy. It will be Lori and Stan's birthday, so mom decided last year to just celebrate Sarge's birthday at this time, too. Sooo he is going to get presents and I am not. He will just brag and boast and make fun of me. I know he got some grrrreat snacks and I KNOW he will be selfish and not share them with me. He is such a pile of cat crap.
I just hope that mom and dad don't forget to put my play pen/cage up for me. I can fill it with some of my best stuff and then get in there and Sarge can't get close. I love that thing. I had better go and remind them to get it out and all set up.
How many days are in a weekend????