Yesterday we had to have a big old family meeting about those things I said at my writer group meeting. Dad came to my defense. He told mom that I was just repeating things that he had let me hear about. So now dad is the one who is really in that doghouse thingy. He has had to promise not to let me watch those kind of shows on the television anymore.
It really helped my case with mom when my new girlfriends posted saying that they liked being called hotties and that they thought I really am a studmuffin. Thanks girls. You're the best. So dad made a big point of saying that since they were okay with it mom should just relax and except the fact that I am not a puppy any more.
Mom cried and said, "Oh, they grow up so fast."
When the meeting was over my ears hurt from all that yelling, but at least I was no longer grounded. Dad took the worst of it. He now has some sort of "block" thing set up on his den TV. And has promised to be a more responsible parent. He had to promise to explain things much better. Mom said it was his JOB to teach me the facts of life and stuff. Heck, I didn't know people had a job after they retired. See, I keep learning new things all the time.
Mom has agreed not to treat me like a pup and to let me have my girlfriends. YES!!!!
All I had to do was promise to make my paw-la-gee to the writers, and try to think before a write. I am not to be too explicit, but do have permission to say Penny and Ruby are babes and hotties. I also had to promise not to brag about being a studmuffin.
It was a long rough meeting, but worth it in the end. I get to keep my WIMMEN.
Once it was all over I had to take a two hour nap. I admit it was filled with dreams of those gorgeous girls and all the stuff we are going to be writing about. Ahhhhh I wish you could have enjoyed the dreams with me. Growing up might be hard to do, but I think it is worth it. he he
Baseball season is coming. I love to play ball !!!