I have been listening and learning about this business of being a cabinet member. Mom says they are supposed to be very smart and have had lots and lots of education. Well, I am smart and I have graduated from my school. I want to do this cabinet thing.
Remember that I was a very strong supporter of Obama. Of course, it started because I thought his name was Bark O'Momma. I finally got that right though, and by then I was sure he was the man for the job.
Now I am convinced that I, Frankie Furter Price, am the right dog for a cabinet job. I would make a GRRRRRReat secretary of ANIMAL CARE AND PROTECTION. I would work very much hard to improve the lives of all animals in our grrreat country. I want to make people take good care of all animals. I would work to stop people from doing mean things to animals. I want to have birth control made easy for people to get for their animals. I would make everyone aware that they should be donating to animal shelters.
I would make a grrrrreat Secretary of ANIMAL CARE AND PROTECTION. I would have lots of meetings and make everyone aware that all animals feel things just like people do. We need to be warm in winter, cool in summer (70 degrees is just perfect for Dachshunds), and that we have good health care, and plenty of food and water. Animals should be protected from being hurt in any way.
I sure hope that Bark O'Momma selects me for his cabinet. I am smart and I keep my promises, like my New Year's resolution. I have eaten every bite of my wet food every day so far this year. I don't want to waste food when somewhere there are hungry puppies.
When Pres. Elect Obama, chooses me, he will have to send me an email about it. That is because I am not allowed to use the phone any more. Not since, the incident.