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TODAY is PRISSY's GOTCHA DAY.... Hope you have a FABULOUS CELEBRATION fur your BIG DAY, PRISSY...
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You all know our furend OZ don't you? If not Click his Name to meet him.
So OZ had this contest recently... we had to write a LIMERICK... WE are NOT good at Limericks... PUNS...YES Alliteration YES.... Limericks... NOT SO MUCH. There are JUST too many RULES with Limericks..... EXACTLY 5 Lines... with a pawfect a a b b a rhyme scheme... THAT is just OVER the TOP fur a couple of Dachshund Guyz to deal with.
BUTT we are TEAM PLAYERS... we wanted to get in on the FUN. We did our Best... butt OZ... was not truly Impressed. He said we only wrote
Knowing OZ as we do... we had visions of somethingy like what our good FUREND GOOSE sent to us.... Which he SWEARS did not come from that Victor Victoria's Secret Place...
BUTT we were WRONG... THAT is NOT what OZ sent us at all. Just Sayin...........
THIS is just Pawt #1 of our Booby Prize story.... beclaws you will NOT be able to believe our WORDS about what OZ did send us. SO come back TOMORROW fur the Awful PROOF.
Now.... we burned out about 87,000,000,000 brain cells doing this... butt here goes...
A LIMERICK
We have a furend named OZ.
He had a contest we couldn't do correctly beclaws
It was too difficult fur US.
It mad us Whimper and CUSS.
Writing limericks has TOO many LAWS.
OURS was only HALF done.
Butt we wanted to get in on the fun.
So, Oz KINDLY awarded us the BOOBY PRIZE.
We were EXCITED when the package arrived, butt couldn't BELIEVE our EYES,
Beclaws OZ had already EATEN over HALF of the PRIZE we had won.
Remember that this is just Pawt #1.
So come back tomorrow fur the UNFINISHED
The:
Proof of
Prize
Pinching and
Purloinment
Punishable by
Extraordinary
EXCESSIVE
Alliteration
Allotment
