Between Cussin Sarge coming here.... and STINKIN UP THE JOINT... every couple days...
We gots these Neighbor dawgs.... KISHA and BRUISER .... they live on the OTHER side of our NEW FENCE.... in the BACK...
ERNIE is Scared to DEAF of them.... beclaws they are HOOOOOOOGE...
I AM NOT>>>>> Frankie you big FARTER... I bark at em and stuffs...
Yeah... you DO butt they are NOT scared by YOU... Ernie.
So.... Back to the UNLUCKY DAY thingy.... you will NOT BELIEVE THIS ONE...
Keisha and Brusier.... brought their MOM over to our Front Porch and CAME RIGHT INTO OUR HOUSE... and Kisha Shook hands with our DAD... and ERNIE was SCREAMING.... NOOOOOOOO get away from my DAD...
BUTT she would NOT pay any attention and DAD..
I, FRANKIE THE BRAVE, got on the floor and let Bruiser Sniff ME... I couldn't REACH to sniff HIM though...
Can you EVEN believe it???? On this UNLUCKY DAY??? They stayed fur like 87 HOURS... or maybe 20 minutes... and they TOUCHED all of our STUFFS...
And Furends... it is stuffs like THIS that is keeping us away from Blogville... we are just not getting 87 seconds of PEACE and Quiet in this Pencil Vane E Ah Place... so that we can visit all of you in Blogville...
Pee S.... to make matters WORSE... Bruiser can SING... YES, he CAN... He can sing like a Pressed Butt Smearyian We heard him sing I LOVE YOU MOMMA... and were waiting fur him to try that AMAZING DISGRACEFUL one... butt they FINALLY had to leave.
We are telling you furends THIS PLACE is NOT a PLACE of PEACE and TRANQUILITY...
Did we MENTION that our MOM has gone INSANE again... Just LOOK at what SHE did to OUR beloved JESSIE JEEP...
PEE S.... that is SARGE's HOUSE... reflected in Jessie's Window... Just sayin...
YEP... You are seeing Correctly.... Last Saturday... WE went to Sarge's House and while we were there... mom and Sarge's Mom went SHOPPING... and MOM bought SNOW FREAK Thingys to Stick on Jessie.
INSANITY...
INSANITY........... we say...
This Pencil Vane E Ah Place is Eaten up with INSANITY...
and BAD LUCK fur US..
WE HOPE that thingys are going MUCH better fur all of YOU on this day.
Pee S.... we will be gone all day Saturday and AGAIN on Sunday.... SEE??? What did we tell you about this Pencil Vane E Ah Place... there is just Toooooooo much to do. We WILL try to be back again on Monday...