Tasty TUES. with Chewy.com

Now you ALL know our best FOODABLE FURENDS from Chewy.com don't you.    They asked us to talk to you about this FABULOUS Royal Canin  Breed Health Nutrition.

Now I (Frankie Furter) USED to be able to get this at the Local place...   and it was the ONLY stuffs I ate from the time I came here to the hill... clear up until I was 2... and then POOF   they stopped stocking it.      That is when I switched to Blue Buffalo... which is the ONLY thingy that Ernie has eaten since HE came to the hill.        
    I TRULY loved my Royal Canin  Dachshund 28  beclaws it was Delicious and Especially Sized and FORMULATED fur MY needs.     It didn't make my breath bad... it didn't make me have icky Poops... it was just PERFECT...          Mom and I (Frankie Furter) were REALLY sad when we could NOT get it any longer.
     BUTT GUESS WHAT????     CHEWY.COM   IS NOW STOCKING IT FUR US... AND WE ARE THRILLED TO KNOW THIS....

    THIS is Taylor Made Kibble.... fur YOUR pawticular Breed...   Of course Chewy.com sent us some DACHSHUND Formula to try.     You may not have noticed... butt Ernie and I are Dachshunds.
    THIS formula is fur Dachshunds 10 Months or Older...  It helps to keep Dachshunds at a HEALTHY WEIGHT...It has antioxidants which helps with healthy CELLS..   AND Dachshund 28 has                          GLUCOSAMINE       AND     CHONDROITIN        
     Those two thingys are Especially impawtant fur Dachshunds to help avoid Back and Neck and Joint problems...               SEE???    Royal Canin  Knows the needs of each Breed and they put the good stuffs in there.    
         HERE  is a picture of the bag that CHEWY.com  sent us to Review fur YOU...    

 Now REMEMBER... if you are NOT a Dachshund you will want to chews the Formula Espeically fur YOU and YOUR needs...          
     Since Ernie had NEVER tasted Royal Canin...  and MOM is kinda Fussy about every changing our foods.. Fast...   She went with a Small Bowl .... fur us to try.          I ( Frankie Furter) Instantly remembered the Fabulous Taste... and I said...  HEY ERNIE   Get OVER HERE... You are in fur a REAL TREAT...         He wasn't sure beclaws he is an idiot and doesn't always trust me knows that Change is not ALWAYS good...    

 It took me about 87 Seconds to convince him to try it... and he went WILD...    

 Now because Mom does all Changes.... Slowly.... She MIXED some Royal Canin with our Blue Buffalo fur two Days... and when we did FINE with it that way...  she FILLED our do it yourself..  Self Feeder up with Royal Canin and then......    Waited to see how our tummies took to it...  She ALREADY KNEW that our Tastey Buds were HAPPY...      

 OKAY   we are very PLEASED to inform you....   No Tummy troubles at ALL...    No BUTT BURPS...   NICE Poops...      Everythingy was Grrrreat.       So we will tell you this....  we are going to be Adding Royal Canin to our NEXT order from CHEWY.Com.        It is EASY to find there and will be delivered Faster than you can ever believe... and          THANK YOU CHEWY.com fur letting us KNOW that you have this GRRRRREAT Brand... and fur allowing us to Review it fur our Furends.      

NOW fur the CARD COUNT Update...
               We have 61 and THEY have 9...     BaaaaWaaaah                                                            They are running   NECK to NO WHERE NEAR..     MUUUUUWAAAAAAH      HO HO HO!!
      
         This is beginning to cause Mom and Dad to lose their Furs...   and trust US... neither one of them can afford to have that happen...   
     HERE is what they TRIED to pull off the other day....    THEY claimed that THESE Netflix MAILERS should Count as Cards fur THEM  beclaws they have Holiday motifs ...      MOM was DEMANDING that the SnowFreak one be Counting Double, in fact...        Of course we just LAUGHED at them and said.....     Sorry about your luck.

 So THEN when they got THIS one.... she wanted to count the CARD .... PLUS count the Envelope... Since IT has a Snowfreak on IT...         Once again we Laughed and said...
  TOUGH NUT SHELLS... you silly SQUIRREL.      

We were not Paid fur our Royal Canin Review... butt Chewy.Com Did send us a Free Bag for the review.