All about my people

Hi, I know I am not doing this the way Oskar wanted it, butt I keep losing my internets to the clouds and can't take the time to do all the steps he asked.   It won't really matter beclaws they are NOT interesting.
    My mom has two Master's Degrees from Ohio University in Athens, Ohio.   That is where Matt Lauer went, butt mom mostly went to a bunch of the branch campus locations so she could get through really fast.   She did her undergrad degree in 3 years and one advanced in 18 months the other took a whole 2 years.  One M. is in Elem. Ed. and the other is in Libray Science.   See... she is really BORING.  My sister Lori went to Muskingum College and she knows... Jungle Jack Hannah... (not boring).
    My mom taught school for 87 centuries.   Butt she quit beclaws... I'm not yankin' your walkin' string on this one....  after I came here to live.. she couldn't stand to leave me for the whole day.  Total Truth!!!
   My mom and dad were both house broken when I came here.  I think some of the short hairs had taken care of that before I was ever ME (Frankie Furter). 
    Now all my mom  does, is the stuff that I tell her to do.  
   My dad... eats too many beans and his butt barks.  He does what I tell him to do, also.  
   It's all about Frankie in this house.   Soooo see, I told you THEY were boring.