Now Don't be afraid when His Moppy Head Whacks his THWAPPER.... He is sort of Obsessed with the Thwapper thingy... butt he won't Whack any of us... OK?
Just leave everythingy to Roxy and Me...
ALL RISE..... My Court of Common Fleas is Now in SESSION.... {{THWAP}
Ernie are you ready to Defend your Clients?
I am, your Wishfulness.
Very Well.... you may begin...
HERE is the situation.
I think THEY were right fur barking at the top of THEIR lungs furst thing bright and early in the morning when THEY were protecting their land against a VICIOUS possum.
Their MOM claims that they didn't come when SHE called their names.
I ask you your Hunkysome, just HOW were they expected to HEAR her over their CALL to PAWS... due to the Intruding Possum???
THEY SURELY needed to tell that Possum to get off THEIR land. (Well technically he was on the border line of the property between Their fence and the neighbor's fence -- butt Don't you think that was close enough to their property?)
My Clients would like to address the court.
We think we unjustly got "a talking to" from our Mommy who was upset we didn't obey her and come to her when she called us to get in.
She said we were in Trouble with a capital "T" fur not listening
FOXY ROXY would you show Judge Furter our Visual Aide???
She said we were in Trouble with a capital "T" fur not listening
As you can See.... THIS was a DANGEROUS Situation.... those Possums can CLIMB and BITE and Scratch, you know... AND they are BIG ol FAKERS on top of that...
Your Honor... we are asking that you find these PILLARS of the Blogville Community... NOT GUILTY... and that you imPaws an aPAWpriate Fine or somthingy on their mom.. and that you do it Quickly..... beclaws you know that they could be needed at some Blogville Emergency in 87 seconds Notice...
I agree that Blogville's Furst Responders can NOT be sitting around in COURT when there may be somethingy that they need to do... BEYOND Pawtecting their own TERRITORY...
I am ready to Make My JUDGEYMENTALNESS Immediately...
I find your clients NOT GUILTY... and am going to AWARD them Extra TREATS for the next Week... and am going to CAUTION their MOM to start Appreciating their hard work and fine efforts to keep their Yard Possum Proof.
Court is Adjourned.
{{ THWAP}}
