BUTT WAIT iiiiiiiiiiii we told you there was MORE...

We did promise that you would have MORE of our Mom coming into the MODERN AGE...
      She has had an Actual KINDLE to read E-Books from... fur AGES and Ages...   Butt she doesn't like how she has to push the Page Turning BUTTONS on the side...  so she hardly EVER did use it...
    Butt it was there fur when she had to go places where there were gonna be LONG Waits... and she could READ the time away...    Well folks...  you will NOT believe what she did AFTER she got the New Smart Phone...   She went BACK to the VERIZON Kidlets and said  she wanted HELP to put a Kindle APP on there...    so she can read on the Phone...  (NOTE:   these Kidlets do NOT work CHEAP... they CHARGE her... a Baggie of her home made Cookies fur their help iiiiiiiii    YES they do... butt the have said they are NOT going NEAR anything that she BUSTES Up like the BUSTED Exclamation and #1 key...  not even fur an ENTIRE BATCH of cookies iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii   so we are still stuck with the AUSSIE Method of Exclaming stuffs iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii )
       SO that time when she was at the Verizon store... BEGGING fur Smart Phone HELP....iiiiiiiiiiiii
They said... " HEY,  want a FREE ....  TABLET????   It will ONLY cost you like $87,00000.00 MORE each month...  butt we will GIVE you the TABLET fur FREE iiiiiiiiiiiii"
   Now our mom is a SUCKER fur anythingy FREE... so she JUMPED on that with BOTH Feets..
     Score 87 fur the Kidlets at the Verizon Store...    AND fur our Mom....

 She putted OUR pic on there...

 and then    Added some APPS   fur   EMAIL and Weather and  a ROOSTER Alarm clock  and....Baaaawahhhhhh   even the KINDLE ....      NOW she can read on the TABLET... really EASY since it turns the pages with a Tiny TAP of the Finger...  

 THEN she had to go get a   DESIGNER Case fur it...(Another $8.78)  from that FAMOUS design house of WALLY MARTE.      and There you have it Furends....   Our mom is now ....

Livin LARGE in the Modern Era....     NO  Land Line...        Smart PHONE ONLY....  and  the Tablet that can do EVERYTHING...except make Phone calls...       The Dinosaur   FOSSIL... Silly Senior Citizen     OUR MOM    is   finally UP TO DATE with the Rest of the world...

  WE can even use BOTH of them to do our BLOG... in a PINCH....   butt the Key Boards are TINY and it is kinda Hard to do with our paws....

BUTT WAIT....  there's MORE....  on these two KEYBOARDS... every KEY has its LETTER on there... and   guess what ELSE???????    BOTH of them have   ! and #1   Working...     Until she finds some way to BUST it.     Just sayin...    

Sadly.....   the all roached up Keyboard on the Laptop is STILL the way we will be doing 87,000%   of our Posts... and Comments...   sooooooooo dear furends  we are just gonna have to learn to LOVE  the AUSSIE METHOD   iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii       when it comes to  our BELOVED   !   thingy.        Just sayin  iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

BTW...... we were NOT kiddin about the Kidlets that work at the local Verizon Store...   Our Mom DOES take them COOKIES....   whenever she has to have HELP with our Intermutts and NOW with the Phone or Tablet...     They call her ....   THE COOKIE LADY...    
   If you don't believe US.... just ask Cussin SARGE.... he will tell you it is true...  His MOM once went into the Verizon Store With our Mom...     and  got to see them    Snatch the Bag of Cookies...   and then ask...    What can we do fur you TODAY???   
PeeS..... we just noticed somethingy....  if we get just 4 more Followers...
we will be at Three HUNDRED .... EIGHTY SEVEN        387 
 Wow that would be cause to CELEBRATE...  iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii