Now THIS is some SQUIRREL STUFFS that we CAN appreciate.... not like YESTERDAY..
THIS is CANDY..... called SQUIRREL Nut ZIPPERS.... we can't make this stuffs up, folks....
We think Squirrels are EVIL... except fur the Squirrel Nut Zippers CANDY... We have ALWAYS Known that Squirrels were Totally NUTS, haven't we????
Check it OUT..... we had mom put the Squirrel Nut Zippers on ERNIE's special TOWEL... that Amber Da Weenie's Mom made fur him... isn't it Spiffy...
So Furnds.... GRAB ONE.... and let's UN Zipper those NUTTY Squirrels.