It is a GIANT Can of CARAMEL CORN...
WE all LOVE any sort of Poppy corn... butt CARAMEL is our FAVORITE... now the card says... FRANKIE's Mom.... and it says that it is fur the entire Family to SHARE....
SO I (Frankie Furter) went to Work....
I set up our SOFA and Love it Seat thingy..... which is now a YEAR OLD.... and ERNIE has YET to destroy either of them.... YEP, FRONT ROW... CENTER..... Just where I like to sit.
SEE???? MY side is on the RIGHT and Ernie's on the Left..... I control the CLICKER ... and I got out TWO Netflix movies....
FRANKIE;;;;; WHY do I only get FOUR pieces of Caramel Corn? I love caramel corn... YOU have like 87 pieces and I only have FOUR.... THIS is WRONG and I am gonna tell MOM!!
HUSH UP Ernie.... the movie is starting.
ABBY and Miss LB and Mr. EJ.... We THANK YOU fur a TASTY and Enjoyable SATURDAY NIGHT AT THE MOVIES...
Pee S..... MOM and Dad took Pity on Ernie and gave him a few more bites... HE is SUCH a Whimper Butt.



