Snicker Sunday

I think I'll try my Paw at Magic Tricks...  
    I'll need a STAGE name...
       Maybe     ERNIE the EXCITING...      

NOW I got my CAPE on...   and my STUFFS gathered up...      Just gotta see where MOM is...
   I don't want to get caught... practicing   She won't want to miss THIS...

 HEY DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaad      are you SURE this Saw is Sharp enough???     Frankie is kinda OLD and TOUGH you know.

 NOW YOU ALL be Prepared to be AMAZED and ASTOUNDED....    READY???

 SHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh             Quite in the audience....   Frankie you be very STILL...

 OKAY....   here Goes...    Let 'er RIP....

PHARRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttttt...

Ooops....   Scuse me....    I think I was a bit premature fur EASY's   Tuneful Pharrrrrting event...  

Snicker SUNDAY.....

OKAY.....   we have not QUITE lived in the FLAT LANDS, Six Months....   and it has taken MOM This long to get this cleaned up...  
    She SAID she left it there beclaws Everytime she raced Vacula around the place... she would see THIS and Laugh....        You know that there were THREE LITTLE two Leggers living here before WE took over...    and THIS is the sort of thingy that our CRAZY Mom just LOVES....   a sign that the Kidlets were having FUN and being ORNERY....    

Ready???  

Can you just HEAR the Sizzle of Crayola Green....     and FRYING Head FURS????  

BaaaaaaaWaaaaah.

Pee S...  TOMORROW we are gonna be taking you on a TRIP to see and hear us being INTERVIEWED.....    by somebuddy that you SHIRLEY should get to know...   we will give you a LINK  TODAY.....    and again Tomorrow....     so you won't Pawsibly miss this one...