THEY... are coming

Now see what Puddles stirred up THIS time??????? She had to go and post about HER Christmas Tree and HER Decorations and Playing HER Theme Song and stuffs, and that just got my mom's crazy brain all going crazy cracker dawg and... POOF... out she came with this NEW stuffs...

A LIGHT up Snowman thingy that you gots to push the button to make work... STUPID.

A S*N*O*W*M*A*N collar that she's gonna FORCE me to wear. See this is Just the NEW snowman stuffs that Old Crazy has bought. You ain't seen NUFFIN yet... Just ask Khyra and Mango and .... of course MY WIVES... they'll all tell you. They SAW about 87 DAYS worth of snowman pictures last year.

This woman did N O T need one single new snowman... butt she bought em anyway. SIGH
Snowman Scissors... beclaws SHE thinks she is SUCH a CUT UP. And Snack jars for me stuffs.

And TWO throw rugs and a new Table Runner... I'd like to show her RUNNER and just get the Heck off this hill.... before the OLD stuff comes out of the BIG Boxes.

You should see in my Toy Room... A skinny Cat couldn't Fart in there beclaws it is now FULL UP with storage boxes (from the brown building) Jammed full of Snowman stuffs.

And once she starts letting them OUT... they are EVERYWHERE. Butt the worst pawt is that she leaves them all up until the Afternoon of the day that Santa Paws comes. It is the BESTEST (outside of my wedding day) day of the entire year. Pressies for Me and the SNOWMEN go BACK into hibernation in the Brown Building.

Darn it Puddles. Couldn't you have found some other way to help your mom? It is WAAAAAY tooooooo Soon for this mess.