Sad Tail fur Sunday

Do YOUR peeps ever LIE to YOU????   We didn't think our MOM did that... butt we were WRONG...    
     She goes to that Pressed Butt Smearyian Church every Sunday... and says... NO MY DARLINGS,  YOU can NOT go with me...  THIS is NOT a place fur YOU TO GO...      (Not that we ever would want OUR Butts Pressed and Smeared, of course)
      BUTT....  BUTT....     we were under the impression that this was NOT a Place WE WERE ALLOWED to go...  
  BUTT Last Sunday...   we sent her off ... and we Waited and WAITED fur her to come home to our LOVING Paws... and we WORRIED and WORRIED that she would be LONELY and SCARED and stuffs WITHOUT US to take care of her...       BUTT   ....  BUTT then she FINALLY returned... and...


GASP...
   THIS is what she came home Looking like and REEKING OF...   

OMD OMD......   WE SEE....   FURS on you mom....

 WOMAN....  you REEK of  BIG BLACK LAB...

 EWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwww....  you STINK of      TRAITOR...

 LOOK at the EVIDENCE....   SHORT... Straight... Black Furs... ALL OVER you...   and  AND

 OMD  we smell....    KISSES....     LAB KISSES...   WHAT THE SMELL ??????

Do you mean to tell us that there was a BIG BLACK LAB at the Church...  and leaving PEW on YOU?   (that is a churchy Pun)        BUSTED...   YOU ARE BUSTED...     YES YOU ARE........       OH SOOOOOOoooooo BUSTED!!