Hello, vonSchnitzel, and Associates... How may I help you..
Hi Roxy... it's Frankie... could I talk with Ernie?
Sure thing, Frankie... Are you OKAY?
I've Been BETTER, Roxy.
Sorry Frankie.... here's Ernie...
Hey BRO.... what can I do fur you?
SIGH.... {{SIGH}} I have reviewed the Pre Nup that my beloved Ruby and Penny and I all three signed on our Wedding day... August 21, 2010.... it clearly states: Until NON BLOGGING does Us Pawt... ... in that eventuality... the pawties may invoke the...
LEGAL SEPARATION claws....
butt I am LONELY...
If I haven't heard SOMETHINGY from them by the time Blogville has its next big bash... I guess I will consider myself FREE to ask one of Blogville's ladies to accompany me.
I miss the companionship.
I must tell you, I consider this to be the most DIFFICULT Decision I have ever made...
I would rather have 87 court decisions hanging over me.
I HOPE that they will find it in THEIR hearts to come BACK to me. And Back to Blogville.
I am going to ask you, AS MY ATTORNEY, to FILE our Pre Nup... with the Clerk of Courts...
Just in case...
Sob Sob Sniffle Sniff Sob Sob...
BUTT, I think you should wait until the Paper Dries out...
All Right Frankie, I certainly understand... I'll send someone over to pick it up right away. I will Sign off on the Pre Nup... as your Attorney... and Roxy will file it for you today...
As your Attorney AND your BROTHER... I must say.... that I HOPE that they DO come back.
SO do I, Ernie. SO DO I !!!
