Once a Pound of Time...

Once a Pound of Time, it was a Dark and Stormy Night...   and two Dachshunds huddled together to talk about stuffs.    Mostly SCARY stuffs... like...  the time VACULA came after them.  It went like THIS.
    The two Dachshunds were NAPPING and suddenly they heard the WILD and WICKED Whine and GROWL of .... VACULA....  he had escaped his confinement and was ON THE PROWL fur FRESH Crumbs and assorted Shed Furs.    The dachshunds Shivered and SHOOK and tried to get EVEN Shorter than Normal.     They KNEW he was soon gonna be ON THEIR TAIL...
   OMD OMD   what would they do?   WHERE could they HIDE?  And more impawtant WHERE was there MOM???   OMD OMD     VACULA was on their TAIL fur SURE

They could Feel his Hideous EYES looking fur them... and were thinking about those TERRIBLE DOUBLE FORKED TONGUES...

 Would Vacula  Chew them up with his Terrible Sharp Yellow Teefs?

OH they were Terrified fur SURE...  
   The Floor was VIBRATING ...   the SOUND was HIDEOUS...  and Just as they were SURE they would be SUCKED UP and Pooped Out...  
     THE DOOR CRASHED OPEN and IN Raced...    ROXY and ABBY...   to save their Little Fellas...    Abby Pulled Vacula's Leash from the Wall thingy... and ROXY Bit him.     Vacula was Defeated and DEFLATED like a discarded Bag Pipe.    
               Abby and Roxy... SAVED the Night, and they all Sniffed Happily Ever After.  
      THE END