I am THREE.... by Ernest vonSchnitzel....

OMD    Hey everybuddy.....  TODAY is my BIRFDAY....   I am THREE today.

LOOK at what MY furend EASY sent to ME...

 THANK YOU VERY MUCH Easy Rider...

BUTT ...  WAIT.... There's MORE....   Check it OUT.... I got a Pressie Package from....   AUSTRALIA...

 AND it was ONLY fur ME....   except fur the pawts that Roxy says I gotta share with mom and dad and Frankie the FARTer.               Look what it SAYS.....   MY...Ernie

 and I knew INSTANTLY it was from   MY ROXY...

 The Box was Manufactured in AUSTRALIA.... just like MY ROXY was...

 My heart was POUNDING in my MANLY 3 year old Chest when I saw THIS...

 OMD   Roxy found a CARD that COMBINES US.....   Her beautiful Spots and my MANLEY BODY.

 Roxy made a PEE S.    and I did read it... butt I was MUCH more interested in what the OTHER pawt said.  

 To My ♥ Ernie ♥      Do you guys all see that???    Just makin sure...

 OMD OMD    Roxy drew her very on picture on there fur ME... and she said... LOVE and gave me XXXXXXXX's and she is wearing her HEART Collar...     I nearly PEEd EVERYWHERE Fainted when I saw THAT...
     BUTT WAAAAAAIT...... there was MORE....  I could NOT believe my EYES... Roxy sent MORE than the wonderful (MUCH TREASURED) Card...     She sent me LIVER COOKIES.... I do have mad love fur ANYTHINGY Liver... butt these must be a secret family recipe that MY ROXY cookered up JUST FUR ME...     and there were those candy bars fur mom and dad...which they did NOT share beclaws they said they were TOO GOOD fur me to have.            MY Liver Cookies are made with REAL Australian Flour and REAL Australian Grown LIVER.      OMD OMD   they are DELICIOUS...  BUTT GUESS WHAT ELSE?????????/     NOPE you ALL got it WRONG...    When I DEMANDED that MOM  opened the BAG....   the smell was HEAVENLY....  butt the SHAPE of them was UNBELIEVABLE.... they are      ♥  shaped....   OMD OMD.....   ROXY sent me HEART SHAPED Liver SNACKS.....    I am ONE LUCKY GUY...            I have played with my new Toy and Snacked and THOUGHT about How WONDERFUL MY FOXY ROXY is.    

 AND a SUPER DUPER New  TOY....

 OMD it is a SQUIRREL in a TEE SHIRT...   ....   OMD  and it smells like ROXY... she must have NAPPED with it...  just a bit..       {{SIGH}}...          OMD   I just ADORE everythingy...   it is the BESTEST Birfday I have EVER had in like 87 years.  

THANK YOU SWEET ROXY....        I LOVE YOU.       ERNIE

LOOK what WE gotted in the MAILS...

OKAY..... today we are on our way to PittsBURGER, Pencil Vane E Ah.    To see Roxy and Bella and Daisy's MOM... in the FURS...     It will take like 87 HOURS to get there and stuffs so we won't be around today.       AND if we are really tired...we may not have a post fur you on Wednesday...


HAPPY   11-12-13    THAT is Today's DATE you know...

NOW...   we gotted a HOWL O WEEN Contest Prize Pressie from when we tried to find all of our Furends hidden in Wyatt and Stanzie's  HAUNTED HOUSE...       LOOK what they sended to us...

 A stuffie RABBIE and a Stuffie Candy Corn....        they are BOTH Grrrrrreat.

 Ernie Grabbed the Rabbit...   RIGHT away...   and then we both started playing with a NEW TOY.   OMD there is NOTHING like a NEW Stuffie...      THESE were just PERFECT.    WE totally LOVE them.   We even played Tug of War with the candy corn...   I WON.

 THANK YOU SO MUCH Wyatt and Stanzie....   fur the Haunted House and fur our pressies.