Sent to Ernie the Attorney on 8/16/16
After I overcame my shock, I left the below comment on Ruby's blog!! You see I too was unjustly accused...no trial nuttin. Dang it there are 3 of us in this house. I am sick and tired, yes sick and tired of having the accusing fingers and rolled eyeballs.
"Ruby, the edges of some of my mom's African Violet leaves (only plant) have mysteriously become ragged. It is suspected (no proof) that I did it when my cat stump was temporarily moved to the dining room window during construction stuffs. I feel you pain girl. I thin you need to mix up a pitcher or two of Margaritas, I'll bring some beef jerky and nip treats. You know misery loves company!! You know when you are the 'only' you get blamed for lots of things."
My wise friend the lovely Ms. Ruby Air Dale suggested this is a case for Ernie the Attorney. Since I am retired, I told her I'd gladly send you a certified letter asking for you assistance.
THIS is Madi's EVIDENCE
THIS is Ruby's Post
Sunday, August 14, 2016
Tasty Sunday
Hey puppers, kittehs, burdies, and asst. furiends!
I have really enjoyed the PAWLYPICS! I thinks they are much more funs than the events the peeps have! I means, did you see todays event??
OMD, I don't wants to say anythings,
BUTTS Blogville has some VERY talented
'BATHERS'
hehehehehe
What have I been doin'.....
wells.....
MA SAYS....
I've been eating her Mint plant!!!
Can you believes it??!
that's the one....looks kinda yucky to me...
Ruby's Ma here: Why does it look so 'yucky'.....
tell them Ruby....
I don't knows......
*sniiiiiiiiiiff* yum......
(EVIDENCE)
Yeah, well....I likes to keep my breath MINTY FRESH!
You would thinks that she would appreciate that, right??!
Besides....would this face EVER gets in troubles???
nah.
ROXIEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
ROXIE... Do we have PLENTY of TISSUES???
OMC OMD... ROXIEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeee we have a new SET of Clients.... Come see the Emails that I just got... from MADI and from RUBY.... OMD OMC ... they have BOTH been ACCUSED of STUFFS... by their MOMs... and Madi's DAD even went so far as to Squirrel Her Out to Miss Cecilia ...
BREAK OUT THE TISSUES.... they are coming in fur a Consultation and I just KNOW the Tears and SNOT and Slobber will be FLOWING...
SNOT RAGS... We need TONS of SNOT RAGS...
Cool your Collar Ernie.... I have a CASE of Snot Rags and Tissues in the COPY ROOM... .... ummmm Wanna come CHECK 'em Out with me?
ROXIE... Do we have PLENTY of TISSUES???
OMC OMD... ROXIEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeee we have a new SET of Clients.... Come see the Emails that I just got... from MADI and from RUBY.... OMD OMC ... they have BOTH been ACCUSED of STUFFS... by their MOMs... and Madi's DAD even went so far as to Squirrel Her Out to Miss Cecilia ...
BREAK OUT THE TISSUES.... they are coming in fur a Consultation and I just KNOW the Tears and SNOT and Slobber will be FLOWING...
SNOT RAGS... We need TONS of SNOT RAGS...
Cool your Collar Ernie.... I have a CASE of Snot Rags and Tissues in the COPY ROOM... .... ummmm Wanna come CHECK 'em Out with me?
