NOT fur SARGE's EYES....

HEY EVERYBUDDY....      Don't worry ... We did the NOT FUR SARGE's EYES...  so he won't get to see this super thingy....

We have been HUNTING and HUNTING fur a REPLACEMENT   Giggle Jiggle Ball fur Cussin Sarge... fur like 87 years...
    He has MAD LOVE fur his Giggle Jiggle ball... and has taken VERY MUCH Excellent care of it... butt he has WORN IT TOTALLY OUT...     It no longer GIGGLES when he Jiggles the thingy...
   AND guess what...  FINALLY we Found a NEW ONE fur him...   butt we are gonna SAVE it fur his EASTER BUNNY TIME Pressie...    

 Mom took it outta the box and let us INSPECT it fur WORKMANSHIP and QUALITY...      FRANKIE Stuck his WHOLE HEAD into the Hole...    that the ball sits in...

 I (Ernie the Attorney) jiggled the ball to make it GIGGLE...

 HEY FRANKIE..... is your head STUCK in there????

Sarge is going to go TOTALLY CRAZY when the Bunny drops this GEM off for him...