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Showing posts with label My new Job.... Show all posts

Monday, January 12, 2015

JUDGE Frankie Court of Common Fleas

HEAR YE !   HEAR YE !         Blogville's Court of Common Fleas is now in Session...
     The HONORABLE      Frankie Furter ,  Pawsiding...


 ALL RISE......     as Hizzonor Enters the courtroom.


 You may be seated...      TAKE NOTE:  I will not tolerate any Nonsense in my courtroom..
                              No  Fightin   Bitin    or   Pharrrrtin in my courtroom.*
Let me begin by saying THANK YOU to Blogville's Newest MAYORZ...  Murphy and Stanley   fur Appointing me to the Judgmental    Judgeship   BENCH for our Court of Common Fleas.
    In this courtroom we will hear All Cases of ALL descriptions...   From the Deading of Stuffies to the GASP...  TARDINESS of our Suppers...    It is an All Occasion card  Court...    You name the OFFENCE and I will hold Court...

My Credentials are as follows....   Judge fur the BEST of SHOW   MangoMinster
                                                          Mayor's Court    fur my entire term...   

*I work in CLOSE association with the Blogville Pawlice Dept. so be aware of that...  They have PLENTY of empty Cells...  and I won't HESITATE to hold anyone in Contempt of Court...    Just sayin

       All cases heard by me will be either  DEFENDED or PAWsicuted by...  

Ready fur it????    

                                    Are you SURE???


Better go PEE furst............................................   Court is in 87 second Recess until you all return   (THWAP)  that was me  banging my gavel....  this is a Classy courtroom... we gots all the bells and whistles and whackers and smacker here

OKAY....  I see you are all back...    now as I was sayin iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
    Cases will be either Pawsicuted by or Defended by...    

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          ERNIE THE ATTORNEY...
 YES, dear Furends and Fellow Citizens.... My KID BROTHER....   Ernie  went to the ON LINE ...PetSmart University and stuffie distributorship... and   got his pedigree  DEGREE.... and
 He STUDIED HARD....   and is now.......   Ernie the Attorney...      this is his Official picture...
 This is from when he was still taking classes...  and learning to write BRIEFS and stuffs....
 And HERE WE are....  Together fur a Family Pawtrait...       Our mom had this Biggified about 87 times and has it on the WALL...  she is SO proud of us...
I will be Hearing Cases... as they come outta my pocket  up on the docket. 
If you have somethingy that needs to be brought to Trial....  contact:
Ernie the Attorney...  at his NEW FURm....      vonSchnitzel, Katchum, and Deadham ;  Attorneys at Paw.

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Now we also have MORE exciting news... from our new MayorZ     CLICK HERE to read about it.