Showing posts with label Mud Slinging. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mud Slinging. Show all posts

Thursday, June 18, 2015

There has been some MUD SLINGING around Blogville....



We hate to tell you this.... butt there has been some MUD SLINGIN' around town...
   See we have had SEVERAL days of Nice Wet Weather...   You know the kind.... that turns dry hard Dirt...into our FAVORITE COLOR....  M U D  !!

this is how much came down in 10 hours...   1.75 inches of it.
OH and those are our SNOW PEAS behind the gauge.  They are growing and
Pawducing like CRAZY..  



SOOOOOOO  being Dachshunds... and loving to DIG... we couldn't RESIST...   We headed to the (used to be THICKet) THINet... where dump truck guy dumped all the nice Dirt last month...  and WE.....   sort of went a bit WILD...      We were going to just DIG fur 87 minutes... butt we simply could NOT stop...     We DUG and   practiced our MUD SLINGING...  and Root Pullin and Snout Snorts...  and   it was GRAND AND GLORIOUS...
   We worked Independently
 And we worked TOGETHER

 We PLOTTED and Planned and ENGINEERED and
 Had the Bestest time that we stayed there and WORKD fur   187 minutes....  We are OVER Achievers...
 A little to the RIGHT there Ernie...
 OKAY.... I'm on it Frankie
 CHECK out the HOLE now Frankie....  Come ON.... I want to know what else I need to do... to make it JUST RIGHT...
 OK, let me see...   hey bro...   this is an EXCELLENT job... I can get Completely into it... Plenty of Room to Turn and Sling..... MORE MUD...
 WHAT???????    WHAT DO YOU WANT WOMAN.... CAN't YOU SEEEEEE?   We have hard yard work to do...       Talk to the PAW...
     FFFFFFFRANKIE?????   What did you just say to MOM???   You told her to Talk to the Paw???
  ARE YOU NUTS like a SQUIRREL...     NOW look what you have done...  SHE has the TOWELS and the...    SHAMPOOS and the Teefs Brushes and Paste...      AWWWWWWW darn it FRANKIE... WHAT were you thinking      NEVER say     TALK TO THE PAW to Mom!!   

Look at the TREASURES that were stuck on the TUB of DOOM and DRENCHING...Drain...
You should have seen what she CUT off of us BEFORE we were waterboarded...  BaaaaaWaaaah.
      WE are MASTER     MUD SLINGERS...

PEE S....   Case # 84-13....   KitchenCOUNTER suit   will continue TOMORROW...   butt in the MEAN TIME...   here is the list of Jurors and Alternates..
Yam-Auntie
Sammy the Cat
Kacie
Kali
Kismet
Reilly
Denny
Cookie
Andy
Yente Ruby
Walter
Lassie
      Alternates  Benji,  Sweetie, Tasha, Snoopy,  Anna, and Raz

We will try our bestest to AVOID....    SEA QUEST rrrrrr   ing     you...    None of us like being WET.