I had about 87 Blogvillians Lined UP in my office yesterday... complaining that SHE nearly turned them into Road Kill. She was honkin the horn, Squealing tires, Throwing half baked Possum Pies out the windows, and yellin YEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAW!!! I even heard that she was steering One Pawed... and shootin Spit WADS at innocent bystanders. AND I hear she even threw a Water Balloon at the School Bus!!!
SARGE !!! I thought you were gonna be out... Patrollin the streets. Just beclaws my Term of Office is almost up doesn't mean that we can allow Blogville to go to the Squirrels.
AND PUDDLES... I'll SEE YOU IN MAYOR's COURT !
PeeS...... Tomorrow Sarge's Mom and Dad and the four of us are going on a Vacation.. We will be out in the Sticks at a State Park... stayin in a ... CABINET... or somethingy like that. No Intermutts there... SOOOOOOOOOO REMEMBER... Mayorial Candidate DIVA MADI is in charge.
I'm Frankie Furter and I PROVE this MESS
