Meeting with FRANKIE....

As you will remember.....    ROXY found a Find in one of Frankie's Desk Drawers (as opposed to finding it in his Tighty Whitey Drawers)...

 So after I CLEARED my MIND....

I told Roxy that I KNEW what that DATE   August 21, 2010 was all about...   that was the day Frankie MARRIED...  Ruby and Penny...      so I looked in the folio...  and  there was Frankie's copy of their Marriage License...  AND....       a PRE NUP...    OMD
    ROXY,  Look at THIS !!
Should we, Ernie????   It says  PRIVATE and PAWSONAL...   
   I'm Frankie's BROTHER and ALSO his ATTORNEY....    YEP... I'm gonna LOOK..
OMD   ROXY..... go to the Girrrrl's Blog and see when they posted last... and how many times they have posted in the last year...
     OK,    They last posted on September 26th..  and only have 20 posts in the last 15 months... 
I was afraid of that, Roxy...      According to their Pre Nup...   they need a good reason for not posting for 5 months or more...     It says UNTIL NON BLOGGING DOES US PAWT.     and in that situation...   the pawties are free to consider themselves Legally Seperated..   

OMD Ernie....  honey, what is Frankie gonna say... and DO???      Will he be OKAY???
I'm not SURE, Roxy butt I fur SURE need to give this to him and see if he wants to talk about it.       
 I called Frankie and set up a time to meet fur Lunch... At the FAMOUS   Blogville... Road Kill Cafe


Hey there Ernie....  I got here early so I took the liberty of ordering us  Milkbone Burgers with FRENCH  MADE... FRIES...     since I know that you have had FRENCH THINGYS on your mind lately..   BaaaaaaWaaaah.     

Thanks Frankie....   now I need to have a little talk with you...   While my French MAID Roxy was cleaning out your desk....  She came upon THIS...    I hate to bring up anythingy that would make you feel Sad... butt I think you should take a look and decide how you want to pawceed..
 

OMD  this is our PRE NUP...    
YES,  and as your attorney.... I felt that I had to take a look at it...     I asked Roxy to check on their blog posts...       I really HATE to say this butt they have broken the Pre Nup rules...
         I know you LOVE Ruby and Penny with all your heart and do NOT want to divorce them... however under the Pre Nup... you could go fur a Legal Separation...    and that would let you ESCOURT some of the lovely ladies of Blogville... to events and stuffs...  
   Have you TRIED to contact them Frankie.
{{{SIGH}}}   YES,  I have sent them Emails and they don't reply...       I don't know WHY.    I don't know if they are ANGRY with me... or if they have ...  well, I just do NOT know .    I don't know why they have not posted in so long...    I don't know ANYTHINGY...   {{{SIGH}}}
         I guess I will just take this back to my office and give it some thought...   
AND ask our FURENDS....  to see if ANY of them have heard ANYTHING from Ruby and Penny.
       OKAY,   you do that Frankie...  now let's eat and think about somethingy Else fur a bit...  while you Digest all this...      I am really SORRY, Brother.  
   Thanks Ernie,   I am sorry about this, too.   {{{ SIGH}}}