I got my very OWN ... Shine On... Award...

HEY Everybuddy....   it is ME... (ERNIE)  and ONLY ME.....   guess what????

Whitley the Westie gave   ME my very furst ever AWARD...      If you don't know Whitley... click the link and go MEET HER.             THANK YOU WHITLEY !!!
    THIS is ME...... ERNIE..... on the 4th. of July.... checkin out the Garden...    I might have ACCIDENTALLY knocked over one of the Corn Stalks.      Let's not tell mom and dad, OKAY?

Now Whitley says there are some RULES that I gotta Follow
1.  Visit and THANK the one who gave the award to ME...    √
2.  Acknowledge her on THIS blog.....   √
3.   List 87 /seven Facts about    ME....   NOT FRANKIE  ....   √
4.  Nominate  87 15 Bloggers for this award....  √  (sort of)
5.   Eat a Cookie ....    √

OKAY....    I   (Ernest vonSchnitzel)  am offering EVERYBUDDY this MAJOR AWARD

Now fur the SEVEN thingys about ONLY ME... not Frankie the Farter
1.   I was born in West Virginia... and the peeps actually BROUGHT me clear to OHIO to meet my mom and dad and ...  YOU KNOW WHO...        They did that beclaws they cared a LOT about me and wanted to be sure I was in a GOOD HOME.    
2.    I was YOUNG and very impressionable... so at FURST I thought Frankie was the Boss and that he knew EVERYTHINGY..Beclaws he Told me that HE was the furstest MAYOR of Blogville and he even NAMED the place and everythingy.   butt he ISN'T and he DOESN'T    so I did EVERYTHINGY he told me to do.... Just the WAY he told me to do it.   I am OLDER and WISER and on to his TRICKS now so I (Ernie) mostly just blow him off.  
3.  I just LOVE to find TREASURES all over our hill... like the other day when MOM picked a green pepper and put it on the steps  and then turned around to pick  some sugar snap peas... and I saw that treasure and   STOLE it and BURIED it in the second row of CORN...   stuffs like Sticks and Chipmunks and bones and such.
4.   I get excited sometimes and dribble    I cry when I have to take a BAFF...   and I shake and sling WATER and SHAMPOO all over the baffroom...  
5.   I have a STEADY GIRRRRLFUREND...  ROXY...    I call her FOXY ROXY...  
6.  One of my mostest ImPAWtant jobs is to take care of FRANKIE...   I even go to the Dogtor with him... when he has to have his eyeballs looked at...    Just so he won't be afraid.  
7.   The other evening... I ate a WHOLE Dental Stick thingy... really FAST and didn't Chew it ... so then I PUKED in the bed... like 87 times... and mom had to wipe my mouth and clean stuffs up.  
NOTE TO SELF:  Only eat HALF a Dental Chew... EMPHASIS on CHEW.   

Now you all HELP YOURSELF to the SHINE ON Award.       

PEE S........ notice the CORN?    HERE in Ohio.... the saying is....  Corn needs to be KNEE HIGH by the 4th. of July....   I think we succeeded, don't you?
    YOUR FUREND...
        ERNEST (ERNIE) vonSchnitzel.