This is from a book my mom was reading the other day... Author Jefferson Bass (who is really TWO Two legger guys the write together) See what it says... My phone rang for what seemed the EIGHTY-SEVENTH time.... 87 is such a grrrreat number that these guys even use it!!! WhooooooDA Thunk it????
Sooooo I got an email the other day. It was from #%^@* who had just received one of the Paw it Forward pressies that I sent the other day. It was really funny beclaws #%^@* didn't know what the thingy was. BAWWWWWAH BAWWWWAH I can laugh about it beclaws it isn't MY fault.... I'm not allowed to go in the Post Office... for some stupid two legger reason. Well, I had everything allllllllll set up and ready... the pressies the addresses AND the note that was supposed to go into mailto:#%^@* pressie package. The Note explained what the pressie was all about and how to have #&^@* make the mom get it all set up to play with....BUTT.... MY STINK HEAD MOM....... FURGOT TO PUT IT IN!!!! HaRoooooo HaRooooooo BOL BOL Neener Neener Neener... Mom is a Dork!!!
Of course it was all very much confusing for poor #%^@* beclaws when the pressie package was opened they didn't understand. What a DORKY Dumb Doofus My mom is.
WELL, the bestest pawt is... Frankie Furter is teeeeee totalllllly innocent. BAWWWWAH. TRUST MEEEEE.... I have been rubbin' mom's nose in this... like a puppy by a warm puddle!!!! She's not gonna live it down fur a LOOOOOOONG time!!
I can't wait for #%^@* to tell THIS story. It will be a real Fur Floofer!!!
There are still 2 more pressies to be found.
Oh.... and don't furget.... TWIX is havin' a Birthday!!!! I'm just sayin'.
Sooooo I got an email the other day. It was from #%^@* who had just received one of the Paw it Forward pressies that I sent the other day. It was really funny beclaws #%^@* didn't know what the thingy was. BAWWWWWAH BAWWWWAH I can laugh about it beclaws it isn't MY fault.... I'm not allowed to go in the Post Office... for some stupid two legger reason. Well, I had everything allllllllll set up and ready... the pressies the addresses AND the note that was supposed to go into mailto:#%^@* pressie package. The Note explained what the pressie was all about and how to have #&^@* make the mom get it all set up to play with....BUTT.... MY STINK HEAD MOM....... FURGOT TO PUT IT IN!!!! HaRoooooo HaRooooooo BOL BOL Neener Neener Neener... Mom is a Dork!!! Of course it was all very much confusing for poor #%^@* beclaws when the pressie package was opened they didn't understand. What a DORKY Dumb Doofus My mom is.
WELL, the bestest pawt is... Frankie Furter is teeeeee totalllllly innocent. BAWWWWAH. TRUST MEEEEE.... I have been rubbin' mom's nose in this... like a puppy by a warm puddle!!!! She's not gonna live it down fur a LOOOOOOONG time!!
I can't wait for #%^@* to tell THIS story. It will be a real Fur Floofer!!!
There are still 2 more pressies to be found.
Oh.... and don't furget.... TWIX is havin' a Birthday!!!! I'm just sayin'.
PeePeeS..... Saturday my mom took a grrrreat video of me. I wanted to post it... BUTT I couldn't get it to work. I even followed all of the Blogger instructions and everything. It just kept saying something was wrong. Anybuddy have any ideas for me????
