Before we do the FFHT story.... we want to say HAPPY HAPPY BIRFDAY MISS JAN... of the Funny Farmers...
Fractured Fryday Hairy Tale.... inclusion: I knew I needed a good excuse for.....
ONCE A Pond a Time.... there was a WONDERFUL Dachshund who was CUTE and CUDDLY and BRILLIANT and LOVABLE and stuffs... And this Dachshunds INITIALS were Frankie Furter.. Did we mention that he was LOVED by ALL SPECIES???
YES, INDEED he was(is) loved by all... except MAYBE his brother on certain days...
So Anyway.... this Dachshund had a LOVE fur Adventures... and so when the chance came to go on a FOR REAL.... Wild WEST hills of Southeastern Ohio TRAIL RIDE.... this Dachshund guy was all fur it..... butt he neglected to ASK his mom FURST... He just said... GIDDY UP and Galloped off into the sunSHINE...
Now 87 minutes later... his mom went looking fur him... and SCREAMING his name like she was berserk and Crying and stuffs... she was just ready to call 8711 to repawt that he was PUPKNAPPED.... when WAAAAAAAAAY down the Road... she saw... HORSES coming up the Road.... and she was SCREECHING FRRRRRRRRRRRANKIE...
and THAT is When I KNEW....
I needed a GOOD excuse fur...... Being AWOL...
NOTE TO SELF: NEVER LEAVE HOME.... Without the MOM's PAWMISSION.
