We believe today is Arty's Gotcha Day..... Enjoy your special day buddy.
NOW then..... right before we went on Vacation.... we saw a field MOUSE... run into our garden... and WE went after it .... with a VENGENCE... It Ran into the Concrete (cinder block) Block that helps to hold the FENCE that the tomatoes WERE growing up....
FRANKIE HURRY it is getting away.... are you gonna help me or NOT?
It's OKAY mom.... we are all over this... don't worry... put your feets up and have another cup of coffee... and watch some PAWFESSIONALS at work.
I think I will start digging HERE and tunnel UNDER the Concrete Block...
BUTT .... wait... We confess.... LOOK at what we did while we were working on our Plan... We Pulled out 4 WHOLE Tomato Vines... and Scattered RIPE and Green Tomatoes... EVERYWHERE... YES we did do that... we DESTROYED 4 tomato vines... Butt that is the PRICE of Pawgress.
THAT's OUR story and We are sticking with it.
OKAY FRANKIE.... I'll haul this big long VINE outta your way... You just keep Digging.
That is Grrrreat Ernie... OMD... Look at this ROOT thingy... I'm gonna have to YANK it out... so I can dig more... you can haul this off Too, Ernie.
UGH.... this thingy is DEEP... Guess dad put a LOT of Epsom Salt in fur it... Wow the root MAY go clear to CHINA... Ugh TUG Pull UGH
HEY ERNIE.... help me Yank this out...
WHAT???????? What's that you say, Ernie??? OH Squirrel Butt Fart.... Ernie just said he saw the Field Mouse Take off fur Pawts Unknown.
Ummmmmmmm MOM? Could you PLEASE not mention this to Ol' Sure Shot... ????