Ernest vonSchnitzel's NEW BIDNESS

I...   ERNEST vonSchnitzel am startin a NEW BIDNESS.  
    I am gonna go into comPAWtition with the folks at     BURP EASE   Seeds...       Of course my SIGNATURE... (Universally WELL KNOWN)  seeds will be for   ...  MILKBONE Plants
  Sorry this is so Dark...   Dad takes UGLY Pictures...   This will be the Entrance to MY NEW BIDNESS...  

 This is the OTHER side of my Road Side Sign...       Dad doesn't know HOW to do the Zoomie thingy...    BUTT TRUST ME...

MY sign DOES say    ERNEST's SEEDS.    

I will be taking ORDERS...  Soon.    AND the bestest news is...  I accept      FLEASA  Cards.
    Just sayin.