
Now... fur my big announcement: I got a call from the U.S. POST OFFICE THINGY IN COLUMBUS yesterday. The lady's name is Miss Kathy and I hope you have already been out to potty beclaws.... THIS IS BIG NEWS..... I (Frankie Furter) am gonna get to be in the Post Office MAGAZINE fur Ohio... it goes out to over 6,000 two leggers.
Miss Kathy asked about 87,000 questions about me. Then she says that I gotta go to have my picture taken with MY Miss Pattie the mail lady beclaws they want ACTION shots.. and I gotta wear my Santa Paws suit and everything. I even gotta have some pics of Miss Pattie and I when I am opening some of my mail!! Can you even begin to believe all of this???? And this lady Miss Kathy didn't Even Know that I am the Mayor of Blogville or anything.
He is Gone, BTW. And guess what else.... Charcoal and Charcoal are still here. My mom says that they might be gonna make me some babies fur my Christmas pressie. I think she was just yankin my walkin string though.