Sign of the TIMES

A couple of weeks back Mr. Daniel Male contacted me and asked if I would like to try out A SIGH....     He had the PERFECT ONE in mind fur ME.     You can go HERE to check all the SUPER VARIETIES that they have to offer.   OR go to www.mysecuritysign.com   fur ALL of the types of SIGNS that they carry.   NOT just the ones fur  DOGS and    CATS..    YES furends... you read that RIGHT...  they even have Signs fur CATS.
    Here is the Phone number if you don't believe me  1-718-797-1900  

'Now then....    When MY sign came it was all boxed up nice and SAFE fur Perfect Delivery.   I had chosen Style #  K-7634     It is a 9" X 12"   Alum. Sign... WITH very VERY sturdy post...  Made to LAST in ANY KIND of WEATHER...   And BOY HOWDY We DO get some STRONG WEATHER up here on this HILL.     
     I started wandering all around my yard lookin fur the PERFECT place to put it... So that EVERYBUDDY who comes to my hill will know that it is PAWtected by a DACHSHUND.   Here is where I decided to put it...  in a Place of HONOR ... along with my Mom's Beloved BEAR and two of my garden flags.

 Do you see it???      WARNING    Dachshund Guard Dog                AND there is a PICTURE of ME right there in the CENTER.

  Now let me tell you furends... If you have EVER dreamed of having a SUPER SIGN... THIS is the company to go to.      Did I mention that they even have Signs fur CATS???   Yes and signs fur every Breed of Dog you can ever think of.      Trust me.    Go to the Link above and CHECK these OUT.       
    Of course Mr. Daniel sent mine to me so I could try it out and tell you about it.  BUTT I gotta say...    I would BUY one (or TWO even) of these signs (complete with Post) in a heart beat.
    I told Mr. Daniel that I wanted to wait a while to see IF any of our company Noticed it.. and What they though.      My sister Lori (Sarge's Mom) said that she noticed it even BEFORE she even got to the TOP of my HILL.    It is a REAL Stand Out .
    My Letter Lady... Miss Patti  saw it and she LOVED it.     And we have had two OTHER visitors who saw it INSTANTLY and they both said, "HEY I see Frankie (and Ernie) got a NEW SIGN."     
    Thank you to BOTH Mr. Daniel and to My Security Signs Co. fur allowing me to share this information with you.     I'm thinkin that these would make SUPER Prize Pressies OR Christmas Pressies.    
              I JUST   LOVE    SIGNS!!      Don't YOU????
    I'm Frankie Furter... and I APPROVE this message.