ALL RISE....
This International Court is NOW in Session
His Worrisome, F. Furter Pawsiding
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Are all the pawties Present and Ready to hear the Court's Decision?
In the matter of Wallace and his Furgotten Birfday... I find that Wallace's Mum had a full three years to pawpare fur this Special day... Plenty of time fur her to Gather Gifts Pawpare Pressies Stir up some Snacks Dig out some Decorations and Cooker up a Cake. THREE YEARS to do this... and yet... here we are...
Wallace has been WRONGED... He has been NEGLECTED... His MUM managed to recall his AUNTIE's Birfday.... and make all manor of preparations fur THAT. She did not even claim to be SLEEPING like that Oscar Peestoryus guy did... NO... she ADMITTED that she simply and purely FORGOT Wallace and his BIRFDAY.
I find in favor of the MUCH Mistreated WALLACE... and I sentence his mum to the Following: At a Date of HIS Chewsing.... Wallace's Mum will put on a Most LAVISH
UN BIRFDAY PAWTY in his honor... there will be Toys and Treats and FURENDS and CAKE and DECORATIONS.... which will all be PRE APPROVED by Wallace.
MAKE IT SO ! Court is Adjourned... {{ THWAP }}