Trial Case 87-5 Oreo vs Peeps...

ERNIE..... you had better get a move on...  you have to be in court in 87 seconds..

OKAY Roxy...   I'm ready...   let's get going...      (sheesh...  she is getting... ASSERTIVE)...

 All RISE..... Court is now corn beaned!    {{{THWAP}}}
   Ernie are you ready to begin?
I am, your honestableness.

Call    OREO to the stand...

 Now OREO....   can you pawleese  tell us about the "INCIDENT" that caused you to bring charges?
YES,   I am NEW to his HOME and have been working like a DAWG to learn all the stuffs that I need to know... It is EXHAUSTING work...   It leaves me FAMISHED...    
      I need MORE kibble and I need it to arrive on time...    Butt, your HONESTNESS...  I swear that has not been happening..
   We don't need to SWEAR in court.. Mr. Oreo
OKAY...   well, like I was saying...   my new Peep Mom... has NOT been filling my kibble bowl on time, and I have been Forced to take matters into my own paws...   I have had to SCOOT and PUSH and SHOVE that Heavy (and EMPTY) bowl... all over the House... BEGGING to have even a few CRUMBS put into it...             I am Worn OUT... and WASTING AWAY I tell you..
    You can go HERE    and look at the VIDEO PROOF...  on my 2/6/15  post...   
  Thank you Oreo for bringing that up....    I would like to direct the court to that PROOF which I will enter as   EXHIBIT #1......  could we take a short recess, your Humblesome?
YES,   we will take a brief recess while all pawties go to have a look at the Evidence....  {{THWAP}}}       Oh dawg... i just LOVE this Gavel thingy...  
Tick   Tock       Tick Tock...

{{THWAP}}        That was most Compelling video Oreo...   The court thanks you for making it available..
    Pawceed .... Ernie...
So OREO...    we could tell from the video that you were becoming More and More Weak as you tried to shove the EMPTY bowl into the Peep's line of vision...   Were they paying ANY attention to you during this time?
  NO SIR....  they were all LAUGHING...      It was HUMILIATING and very Distressing... and YES, I was becoming WEAK from exertion and hunger.
    Did you try any OTHER measures to force your peeps to FEED YOU???
YES Sir....  I finally had to resort to ..... BARKING  at them....    Begging and BARKING...  it was HIDEOUS to have to lower myself to those tactics...         Shouldn't Food be given Freely in our own homes???       sniffle  sniff   sniffle  
   I believe that they SHOULD, Oreo..

 Your honestable, I would like to present    EXHIBIT #2...
     
It shows My Client....   FAINTED From HUNGER...  and suffering from Horrid Food deprivation.


I believe that this is PROOF that OREO has been WRONGED and that His peeps need to be found...Guilty of dunking my client's hopes Hideously SLOW SERVICE.

    THANK you Ernie.  You may step down, Oreo.       I will take this disturbing case under advisement... and present my ruling...   TOMORROW...     Court is closed.
    {{{{THWAP}}}}
       

Case 87-5 OREO vs. the peeps...

ERNIE....   we have a NEW case..
We do?  You surely do look pretty today... and SMELL delicious  What and Who is it this time, Roxy?

OREO...      He called in... and gave me all the facts...   this situation happened on 2/6/15...  and you can see it by clicking the link there in blue and going to his post...    It is HORRIBLE to watch.
Oh sweetie... let me kiss your eyes...         OKAY.... I'll go check it out... as soon as I have a nice drink of water and a milkbone...   Can I get you anythingy?
No, thanks though...    I am going to start work on Oreo's case file... so you can work on your BRIEFS...  hehheee
      OH, Roxy Honey.... don't furget to call over to His MopHeadedNess' office and see if we can bring Oreo's case to trial QUICKLY...

OKAY Erniekins...  I'll tell Judge FARTer... that Poor Oreo could be FAINTING from HUNGER if we don't get this on the Docket Right away..
Good thinking Roxy...  appeal to the ol' Fart's greatest Love... FOOD...  that'll get us in court TOMORROW... if we (and OREO) are lucky...

Ernie..... here's the MAIL.... and look what is on TOP...  it says ROYAL MAIL...
    OMD...  it is FROM   REAL ROYALTY...  
It ISsssssssssssss????
YES,   It's from PRINCESS Leah... and she wants us to represent her in a case...  it seems her mum is a Blog stealer and a ......   Stool P Gin...     that would be Case #87-6...  we ARE gonna take it aren't we???
YES!!! Roxy, can you FAX her the paperwork and stuffs and ..... OMD  where is my WIG????  this will be in the UK Fashion....   Judge Furter and I will BOTH have to wear our WIGS...

ERNIE... ERNIEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee    omd  OMD    a ROYAL TRIAL...  can I wear a TIARA to court....????????????????????????????   PLEASE let me wear a tiara to court...   PLEEEEEEEESE...   I would look    HAWT   in a TIARA...!!!!       TELL me I can wear a TIARA...   PLEEEEEEESE...         Say yeeeeeessssssssssssssssss  Erniekins...   say YES...  

huff huffffffff   HUBBA BUBBA....  Of course you can wear a TIARA...     butt we need to see what it looks like FURST...     Slap that Real DIAMOND thingy on... and meet me in the Copy Room...    pant pant       slurp...       OH WAIT...... SEND the FAX and then meet me in the Copy room...