DATE DAY with MY FOXY ROXY...

I (Ernest vonSchnitzel)  asked my Steady Girrrrrlfurend, ROXY to go out on a fun date with me.     Frankie said I couldn't do any "WILD" stuffs with her, or her mom and sisters would never let us date ALONE again.       SO right away I had to scrap a BUNCH of the FUN stuffs I had planned I made SURE that we only did aPAWpriate thingys.    We are only TWO Years Old, you know...     BUTT that is like TEEN AGERS  in Peep years.   

FURST we went Beach Combing and found a STAR FISH...         Roxy is the STAR of My Life.

 THEN Roxy said she likes to chase Birds... so we raced down the beach and gave it a Go...        WHOA!   That guy almost got me Roxy.         Darn can that girrrrrrl run like the wind...    I could hardly keep up with her.     And Talk about JUMPING...   Look at the AIR that Roxy Caught!!  

 THEN I thought we should do somethingy... ARTSY Pharrrrrrtsy...   so We Built a HOOOOOGE SAND CASTLE...  and we topped it off with BOTH of our Flags...      

 Building the Sand Castle made us thirsty... so I asked Roxy if she would like a Refreshing Tropical JUICE Drink...    We shared them with Double Straws...      And We even wore PINEAPPLE SUNGLASSES...           We were having a BALL... if you get my Drift...    

 Hey Roxy....  WAVE at Everybuddy...      THAT is a Beach PUN fur you.   Get it??  Ocean and WAVE???     BaaaaaaaWaaaah      We just about laughed our collars off over that.   The Beach Chairs were grrrreat and the shade under the Brella was perfect.   We talked about the stuffs we REALLY wanted to do, if we weren't being watched  and talked and shared stories about how we like to take our stuffies Outside and Bury them and stuffs like that.   

 THEN as it was getting close to our Supper time.... I took Roxy to a really COOL DROOL Beach Restaurant.     Roxy was really excited beclaws she said she could smell some super food smells...

After we finished our dinner...   of SURF and TURF...   I noticed that the sun was starting to set...  so I was a gentleman and delivered Roxy back to her Mom and Sisters...  just in the nick of time.   WHEW..             I hope that ROXY had as much fun as I did.          I think you can find out... by going      HERE   

THANKS SARGE   fur coming up with DATE DAY.... and fur helping me get these super pictures of a DATE to REMEMBER.

PeeS.....   Fur Roxy's Eyes ONLY....      
     I love you Roxy. ♥  I love you 87 Bazillion TONS worth.  ♥ 
         ERNIE

CROCODILE Bones....

MY  Gorgeous ROXY sent JUST FUR ME and NOT fur Frankie FARTer that super Easter Package.      I told FRANKIE that we were NOT going to open the CROCODILE BONES until we had a NICE SUNNY and WARM day... so we could enjoy them on our PORCH...    and that day FINALLY arrived.     Here I (ERNIE) am.... checking them out... I did NOT let Frankie Chews which one he could have...  

 I said... HERE FRANKIE...   You can have THIS one...

 Sorry about the funny diamond shadows in these..   THAT is from our GATE...  

 THIS is ME tellin Frankie all about the Crocodile bones...     

 OMD ROXY they are truly DELICIOUS.     We BOTH just love them.      I buried ONE fur me to have later.     Frankie the FART   HE will NEVER find it.     
THANK YOU ROXY and Bella and Daisy fur the WONDERFUL Easter Pressies.   
LOVE YOU FUR EVER !!!
Ernie
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOX       87 Bazillion TIMES

Told you I would be BACK...

I told all of you that I would be BACK with somethingy ELSE...    Furst I gave you my ROXY Kanga Necklace...    Next I brought you my ROXY Make it by MYSELF yourself   Melting SNOWMAN...   and NOW today...    the   PEE A's Duh Assistance...   (I think that is some of LILY's Frenchy Fry talk... I want to impress MY Roxy)    
FEAST YOUR EYES on    THIS....        I found it WAAAAAAY up HIGH on the SHELF in OUR Toy room...     Apparently stingybutt MOM has been holding out on ME...     I guess SHE has had this for a VERY long time....  and wouldn't let EITHER of us me see or touch or sniff it.      LOOK what I now have.....     a sweeeeeeeet PETITE of MY ROXIE.           BACK OFF GUYS....    BACK I SAY...            Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroxy is all MINE.       

 Just LOOK at it would you...     a fur REAL Ty Beanie Baby...   that is MY Roxy.

 I admit Petite Roxy  doesn't have REAL ROXY's     CUTE Freckles...    Butt other than THAT and the One Brown spot...      PETITE ROXY     IS JUST LIKE MY          REAL ROXY.      
     WHAT????    You don't believe me???       Go           HERE       and take a look fur yourself.. 

 I have been snuggled with Roxy...      I have Sniffed Roxy...        (I just look at the big brown spot... and think of it as a Collection of her Freckles.)

 I have give Roxy some play nibbles...  and I have been Sleeping with Petite Roxy...  Butt don't let Frankie FARTer know about this stuffs.  OK?

Sometimes I  have just GAZED at her GORGEOUS FACE.        SIGH....     

LASER SNOW Zoomies

GOOSE.... had a post about His Love fur Laser SNOW ZOOMES...  and being that Ernst is a complete and utter idiotic FOOL is in LOVE with his laser light ... well, ALL sources of LIGHT to be exact...   He wanted to give it a TRY...     
      Goose had to give us some....  POINTERS...  (that is a Frankie Funny) on how to get the video to actually work... with the light and what time of evening to try and film it and stuffs.   THANKS buddy.

Now the SECOND video looks kinda WEIRD to me as I am setting this up... so it may not work for you...       This is the FURST time that I have even Attempted to do a video... since (MAYBE) my intermutts have been fixed.       
    SO anyway....   you MIGHT even be able to HEAR Ernie ...   he Squeels like a Squirrel when he plays Laser Light..   
     When it gets REALLY dark and he can REALLY SEE the light thingy on the snow... he chases it a LONG way.... butt since it had to be KINDA Light out fur making the movies...  the light wouldn't show up well enough fur him to do MAJOR MAJOR Zoomies.     THAT would just CRACK you UP beclaws he      HOPS    through the deep snow like a RABBIT with its TAIL ON FIRE.   
    So any way....    this was brought to you by Ernie the HEAD CASE.         Hip Hop Hope you like it 

PeeS.....    We are sure that you know that our dear furends  Daisy, Bella , and Roxy  from DOWN UNDER   are at "CAMP".     Well I just happen to have NEWS about them...    they are having a BLAST....  barkin like Tasmanian Devils... at all the Kangaroos that hop by the camp  and stuffs like that.     Of course WE would NEVER let their MOM know that ! RIGHT?
       They will be BACK with US around the 19th or so... ONCE they get their MOM... throughly under control  back with them.    AND have had a chance to get their HOUSE and YARD  and NEIGHBORHOOD work all caught up.           BTW....   OUR mom says THEIR Mom is a super wonderful totally delightful lady.