Last year for Labor Day weekend we went to my sister and cussin Sarge's house. On the way we stopped at a Hunting Fishing and Dawg stuffs store that we really like. This place is about an hour away from Sarge's house. I am allowed to go in this store. While I was there some people from near Canton, Ohio came in and we got to talkin' and they petted me and stuffs like that. They said they were going to their summer home which is about 2 hours from this store thingy. OK... Now Flash Forward two days... Lori her husband and my mom and dad and I drove to Oil City which is about 45 mins. from their house. We went to ride on the Scenic Railroad. NOW... beclaws I (Frankie Furter) am very much special... the conductor guy said... you get to ride in a train car with NO other passengers. Pretty cool, right? BUTT wait.. it will get better. This picture is Conductor Guy... getting MY train car ready for me.
This is a picture of ME... taking my dad on board. He was all scared and nerfus and stuffs.. I had to practically DRAG him on.. with his Walkin' String. That's what I take him out and about with.. just to keep him all safe and stuff.
Now this train has a REAL Post office on it. In Fact... it is the very LAST mobile Post Office in the ENTIRE United States!!! COOOOOOOLLLLLL.
You can REALLY mail stuffs from there and it will have this TRAIN as the Cancellation Stamp on it!!!
Soooooo we kept stopping at lots of places to let other peeps on... BUTT I was the ONE and ONLY DACHSHUND on the Whole TRAIN.
Here I am lookin out the window at the forest and stuffs. WELL now here comes the Amazing Pawt... We stopped to let EVEN more Peeps on.. and I guess it was gettin really crowed and stuff in the Other Cars... Butt Not in MY PERSONAL PRIVATE... JUST FOR FRANKIE FURTER CAR... And the new peeps were all complaining about being all squished and stuff and they could look into MY car and only see 4 peeps sitting in all that room. Conductor Guy kept saying they couldn't come in MY car beclaws it was fur DACHSHUNDS ONLY... when all of a sudden.... ARE YOU READY...
some peeps started yellin'... "Hey, Frankie, Frankie Furter!!! Remember US??? We met you the other day!" WELL, what was I supposed to do... they were my LOYAL FANS and all. Soooo I said to Conductor Guy... "Hey, I know these peeps, and I would LOVE for them to get to sit in MY personal Private car with me." Sooooo he let them on with ME. They were really really happy that they got to sit on MY Train Car and not be all squished and stuffs. They kept on sayin thanks for lettin us ride with YOU Frankie. We sure are lucky to know you and all like that.
Lori and her husband almost FELL OFF OF THEIR SEATS... They just could NOT believe that I (Frankie Furter) knew these peeps. They were just stunned and they kept shaking their heads like they had ear mites or something. Finally my sister Lori (who is deformed beclaws she only has two legs and really short ears and NO TAIL) said, "That damned dawg knows more people than I do. Even here in Pencil Vane Eh Ah... he KNOW people." BaWaaaah What the heck did she expect??? I keep tellin' her butt she just doesn't believe me. I have Frankie Fans! Sooooo there you have it. My Train Ride story.
