MERRY CHRISTMAS... PAWt # 1.

MERRY CHRISTMAS to ALL of you.    HERE it is Christmas EVE...  BUTT....

It is ALREADY Christmas Day... Down Under... where MY FOXY ROXY lives...  SO I thought I should go FURST and tell all about ME (Ernie Von Schnitzel the Attorney) and the Wonderful thingys that MY ROXY Sent to ME...

Are you ready?         THIS is the Inside of the Card that she sent to me...   LOOK it has Roxy's Pawtrait on there... with HEARTS.    and she called me HER Ernie.      (Sigh)

Now let's talk about what ELSE was in that Magical Pressie Package...   
     There were TIM TAMs and Candy fur Mom and Dad...   and fur ME...   OMD   OMD   there was a bag of KANGAROO Treats...   OMD OMD  they are DELICIOUS...  that Roxy is one WONDERFUL Cooker.      I don't think that she Deaded the Kanga... beclaws I suspect that "SHE" would never allow THAT.     BUTT Somehow Roxy did get the Kanga meat I am SURE she made these with her very own Paws...  from a special recipe...   beclaws they are the bestest tasting thingys EVER.     

 Roxy even included some Garden Veggies... beclaws she is very much concerned about HEALTH and stuffs.      

 There was a super jw Crinkle Ball fur me.    I like to roll it all over the floors with my nose... it is very much FUN.      PLUS...  there was a Snow Freak.... that Roxy said... I was to SHRED and DEAD...  Fast as anythingy...      and you all KNOW that I do Everythingy Roxy tells me to do...   SO... in less than 87 seconds... I had the LEGS off that Freak...  which slowed him down...
    Then I went to work on the rest of him...   (I did let Frankie help me a weeeeeee bit.)    Trust me furends, that EVIL VILE Snow FREAK will not be lookin at us with those scary Horrid Eyes Ever again.        He has been TOTALLY  SHREDDED and DEADED.

This is a pic of me  playin with my new ball...   I can't tell you how fun it is to roll it and chase it... and not have to WAIT fur Mom to throw it fur me.   I can play THIS game all by myself...
      Ummmmm, notice that Frankie is close by... butt trust me...  I roll it soooooo fast that the old farter  HE can't come close to taking it from me.      BaaaaaaWaaaaah.

 OH YES....  this is ME getting ready to do a double LEGectomy to the Evil one...     I told FRANKIE to STAY BACK...  that it was Dangerous and Delicate Work...   

 I had to get right to work and in like 87 seconds...    the Snow FREAK was MUCH SHORTER.  Just sayin'.   

 OKAY FRANKIE did help a tiny bit...   He held the Freak by the BEAK  Carrot Nose... while I worked.

Now TOMORROW will be Christmas Day Here... So I will let Frankie Tell you about HIS Christmas...       BUTT WAIT... there's MORE...         WE will BOTH tell you about a super Surprise pressie that came from Pheeny...     So...
      BE SURE TO GET TO BED EARLY tonight... so Santa Paws will be sure to bring you 87 Toys and Snacks.       
     MERRY CHRISTMAS from   ME... and From FRANKIE