It is ALREADY Christmas Day... Down Under... where MY FOXY ROXY lives... SO I thought I should go FURST and tell all about ME (Ernie Von Schnitzel the Attorney) and the Wonderful thingys that MY ROXY Sent to ME...
Are you ready? THIS is the Inside of the Card that she sent to me... LOOK it has Roxy's Pawtrait on there... with HEARTS. and she called me HER Ernie. (Sigh)
Now let's talk about what ELSE was in that Magical Pressie Package...
There were TIM TAMs and Candy fur Mom and Dad... and fur ME... OMD OMD there was a bag of KANGAROO Treats... OMD OMD they are DELICIOUS... that Roxy is one WONDERFUL Cooker. I don't think that she Deaded the Kanga... beclaws I suspect that "SHE" would never allow THAT. BUTT Somehow Roxy did get the Kanga meat I am SURE she made these with her very own Paws... from a special recipe... beclaws they are the bestest tasting thingys EVER.
Roxy even included some Garden Veggies... beclaws she is very much concerned about HEALTH and stuffs.
Then I went to work on the rest of him... (I did let Frankie help me a weeeeeee bit.) Trust me furends, that EVIL VILE Snow FREAK will not be lookin at us with those scary Horrid Eyes Ever again. He has been TOTALLY SHREDDED and DEADED.
This is a pic of me playin with my new ball... I can't tell you how fun it is to roll it and chase it... and not have to WAIT fur Mom to throw it fur me. I can play THIS game all by myself...
Ummmmm, notice that Frankie is close by... butt trust me... I roll it soooooo fast that
OH YES.... this is ME getting ready to do a double LEGectomy to the Evil one... I told FRANKIE to STAY BACK... that it was Dangerous and Delicate Work...
I had to get right to work and in like 87 seconds... the Snow FREAK was MUCH SHORTER. Just sayin'.
Now TOMORROW will be Christmas Day Here... So I will let Frankie Tell you about HIS Christmas... BUTT WAIT... there's MORE... WE will BOTH tell you about a super Surprise pressie that came from Pheeny... So...
BE SURE TO GET TO BED EARLY tonight... so Santa Paws will be sure to bring you 87 Toys and Snacks.
MERRY CHRISTMAS from ME... and From FRANKIE
OMD Ernie, that Roxy SPOILS you with all her super-giftering!!! you are one lucky guy, that's fur sure. Wow - all that counting and now we can stop - it's just about here!!! MERRIEST OF MERRY CHRISTMASES YOU GUYS!!!!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
Foxy is very thoughtful. Merry Christmas!
BOL. BOL. I hopes da freak didn't suffer too much. Merry Christmas to all of you.🐶
Roxy sent you the bestest gifts, Ernie! Merry Christmas Eve!
Oh Ernie...watching you dead that Snowfreak made me swoon. You have such POWERFUL jaws! I just knew you'd enjoy ripping it up! Merry Christmas! Your Roxy XXXXXXXX
What wonderful pressies! Roxy did good. Mom loves Tim Tams, she'll bite off the end of one and such her hot coffee through it. Yummers!
I was worried when I saw the snow freak. I'll take you word for it that it is deaded.
What wonderful gifts from your Roxy! Phenny really got in to the Christmas shopping this year!
Hazel & Mabel
That Roxy sure is a grand shopper!!! We can't wait to see what else you got!!!
Merry Christmas Eve!
Jakey, Arty & Rosy
Roxy sent you some wonderful and thoughtful and delicious pressies, Ernie. So sweet.
Merry Christmas to you and your family.
Woos - Lightning, MIsty, and Timber, and Mom too
What great presents! We hope you have a very Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas sweet little friends :)
Merry christmas to da bestest dachshunds!!!
This being my first Christmas and us living in Tennessee, I didn't know about snow freaks. Thanks for the heads up, Ernie, and I'll be sure to watch for them if it ever snows here. Love and good Christmas wishes. ~Xena the Schnauzer Warrior Princess
What a perfect pressie package Roxy sent you. Now we know where that stuffing came from in that previous picture.
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