Guess WHAT?????? SHE is coming to my house...
I AM IN A PANIC....... beclaws SHE is coming.... right HERE to Cooperstown.... and I don't know What to do...
S H E is coming....
OMD OMD I am in a TOTAL TAIL SPIN..... S H E is coming HERE in less than 87 hours.... PANIC ATTACK
ALERT...... SHE ALERT..... SHE IS COMING...... my brains are Swirling around ...
WHAT Am I supposed to DO... when SHE is here?? What should I say?
What if my TONGUE gets all tied in a knot? What if I Dribble? What if I Pharrrrrt?
What if SHE wants me to sit on HER lap? What if my Teefs aren't lookin good... or my collar is smudged??? Do you think I should have a BAFF before SHE gets here? Should I offer to let her play with our toys? What if SHE wants to eat OUR Snacks?
What if our suppers are late? What if we don't get our NAPS? OR our SNACKS? What if SHE wants to go fur a Walk? Will I be able to Control HER on a walkin string? OMD OMD WHAT if she gets LOOSE and Wanders AWAY???? Does SHE have a Micro Chip? OMD OMD does SHE have a LICENSE????? AIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
I AM IN A PANIC HERE..... SHE is comin'.
I might have just thrown up a little bit in my mouth... OMD OMD
I think I'm going to FAINT.....
OMD ERNIE..... SHAPE UP... everybuddy is going to
Are you BERSERK Frankie ??? EVERYBUDDY in the entire UNIVERSE knows who SHE
is.
We'll see about THAT, Ernie. Butt in the meantime.... you had better get your Act together.. QUICKLY... beclaws.... AS YOU JUST POINTED OUT>>>87 TIMES<<< SHE will be here... SOON and YOU had better be PREPARED... Just sayin
34 comments:
Take. It. Easy.
Just. BREATHE...
Calm. Down.
Everything will be fine....
We are sure of it!!
Hari OM
Crikey... well, all I know is that is not this 'she'
so it has me pondering who can it, yes, who can it be?
Is it a hyooman or a pretty gal-dog?
A fish-wife, a lemon, or a big country log?
Whoever it is, Ernie, you must gather yourself up
and groom your hair nicely to show you're a top pup
Let Frankie the elder by your mentor and guide
above of all remember - show your best side!!!
Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
All the way from the Land Down Unner!!!
Yule be able to smell Them!!!
Yu should be in a big time Panic!
Now Ernie, lets just calm down a wee bit, shall we? No-one is going to be impressed a grown up dachshund having a fit of the hysterics simply on account of a visitor, are they now ?
Time to man up, dear chap.
Toodle pip!
Bertie.
Ernie I hope and purr your tongue doesn't get tangled around your eye teeth and you cannot see what you are saying. SHE will probably come with aromatic scents from your woman...and buddy you will probably fall on the floor with glee
hugs madi your bfff
PS remember deep breaths in and out....slowly
At least you didn't say "IT" was coming.
We think you will do just fine Ernie!! After all, you are a fine upstanding Attorney...and doesn't every gal's Mama want them to marry a Lawyer???
Good Luck Smileys!!!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
Breathe! Just Breathe!
We think you are having a guest from Down under:)
Must be someone very important to put you in such a tizzy!
We can't wait to hear how it goes when SHE arrives! Hang tough Ernie.
Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin
Did you stop to consider, Ernie, that SHE might be as nervous to meet you as you are to meet her? Perhaps SHE too wonders if she needs a bath, or what if, or ... Calm down, breathe deeply, and make sense.
SHW will love you however you act, Ernie!! that's just the way SHE IS.
Well ... just be yourself!
We have no idea who your visitor is, but it sounds very exciting!
Cammie!
Breathy buddy it's going to be okay ;)
xoxo,
Matt & Matilda
Who is coming? Your girlfriend?
Well, gosh I don't who now SHE is, but I can't wait to find out.
SHE is coming from a long ways away so you better get your poop together Ernie!
hugs
Mr Bailey Hazel & Mabel
you know you have to work extra hard to impress your girl friends mother - you are being measured up as being a future son-in-law after all :)
We think you should do some deep breathing exercises to try to calm down. We don't understand why you are so worked up. Didn't you boys meet Her once before?
Who is SHE?
Just don't pee on her feet, BOL!
You are right to be nervous!! SHE is an impawtent person that you need to be on your bestest manners for!! You must make sure that YOUR pharts do NOT stink while SHE is in the room! You know SHE needs to bless your relationship with your beloved Roxy!! We afraid Ernie! Be very afraid!
Your Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
If I was you, I'd hide all your good and special toys. Oh, oh, oh..... maybe SHE will bring you a pressie.
Wags,
Ranger
Sounds so exciting that SHE is coming!
Hey Ern!
Wow, you need to chill a bit my legless furiend! BOL Yup, you are about to be visited by the famous SHE from scotsmad and the Mom of your very own Roxy. Now, it will be fine. My peeps met her before and say she's super-duper nice and wonderful, so you'll be okay with her. Besides, I'll be there to help you!! YUP, I'm going to be there on Wednesday with my peeps and my Crabby Girls. We're all gonna visit with HER. Take a deep breath!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish
Breathe deep Ernie - go to your happy zen place. OHMMMMMMMMM.
You will have a wonderful time with those beautiful ladies.
Abby Lab
I'd love to meet HER!!
-Otto
HOLY MOTHER IN LAW!!!! Whatcha gonna do Ernie??!!! Whatevers you do...don't pee on HER!! I don't thinks that would make a very good (2nd ?) impression! hehehehe Then agains...she would have some of your pee-mail to take back with HER!!!!
Maybe you could gives HER one of your stuffies to gives to your most beautiful lady! Just remembers to roll and spit on it furst!
I can't waits til SHE gets there!!!!!!
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
It's all good, Ernie!
Look into the mirror and repeat after me......
I'm good enuff, I'm smart enuff and doggone it, People LIKE ME!!
♥
Wyatt
Just take a deep breathe, let it out slowly, and be yourself. It'll all work out and you and SHE will have a wonderful visit.
I am also having a panic attack wondering who SHE is. I hope she's cute.
Love and licks,
Cupcake
Take a baff beforehand, have your momma brush your furs, put on a new collar, and just be yourself!!
You got this, Ernie! Just smile and wiggle your butt. ♥ You'll have HER sneaking you treats in no time. ☺
Ohhh Ernie our Izzy nose jus how yoo feels cos her gets dat way wen her hubster comes fur a visit. Hang on in dere likkle dude
Lovs
Da K Krew
XxxxX
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