THEN... We gotted a LYME DISEASE Vaccine SHOT.... since we don't know if there is a Deer Tick problem in this area... mom wanted to be SURE we don't get LYME DISEASE.. In 4 weeks we have to go BACK and have a BOOSTER shot fur the Lyme Disease... and then we will be SAFE fur an entire YEAR...
SO... Last Month when we were at the DOGTOR... she Showed him ALL THE NOTES... Pages and Pages of them... and Finally she said to him.... "IS IT POSSIBLE that IT IS either something in the Ground.. or some PLANT... that we didn't have on OHIO... OR... could it POSSIBLY be WELL WATER........ Sarge has Well Water and So do WE..." THEN she said she REALLY had begun to think WATER was the Cause...
Dogtor said NO.. not any type of Plant and not something in the SOIL.... BUTT... does your well water turn PORCELAIN thingys... sort of ORANGE.... ?"
Mom said YES.... at Our House and at Sarge's house...
SO Dogtor said that there IS a type of Bacteria... that lives in water with a LOT of IRON in it... like we have here...
THEN he said that Ernie could try drinking ONLY.....DESIGNER
So that is why we went Yesterday... along with those Previously mentioned HORRORS..
DOGTOR says that Since Ernie's WILD ITCHING and Scratching.... has IMPROVED DRAMATICALLY...... he Agrees with MOM's Suspicion... WATER from our Well... must not agree with ERNIE...
SOOOOooooooooo now we are on DESIGNER WATERS... furever... OR until Mom thinks that the Itching might be from any other Pawsible source..
Ernie is glad that he doesn't have to take Shots or Pills or stuffs... OR to Keep on being Water Boarded every single WEEK... like he was at furst...
WE gotted a GOOD BILL OF HEALTH...
PeeS... Did I mention that mom didn't stop with Stealing MY Pee Mails???? NOPE... she ALSO... took our Dogtor... SOME OF ERNIE's POOPS.... BAAAAAWAAAAH... I finally get to tell on HIM...
His Poops were PERFECT.... butt then we already KNEW that ERNIE is a PAWFECT....
33 comments:
Oh do you remember that song of Brooke Fraser, Ther Is Something In The Water? Think she needs new lyrics for that song huh? I get bottled water too. It's not bad and I sometimes spice it up with drinking from puddles :o)
Glad you got such good news from your vet!
Good news boys!!
Can you drink filtered water? We haven't had health issues but switched to filtered water bowls after we reviewed the Torus ones from Heyrex. We love the taste of the water. I would think it would be cheaper in the long run than bottled. http://mygbgvlife.com/2016/01/04/fresh-water-for-dogs-and-cats/
Crikey ..... how good is that?? You two are perfect, aye?? Well except for the LIZ thingoe. Enjoy your designer water!!!!!! I've got a rash on my tummy. Mum thought it was from flea bites but I don't have fleas either. Maybe I should give designer water a try for a while.
Thank dogness you found out what was causing the itching - we too only ever bottled water. Glad to hear you boys are so healthy and will spend many many more years tormenting each other :)
OH MY DOGS....I AM SO HAPPY YOU HAVE BEEN OFFICIALLY DECLARED PURRFECT...I COULDA TOLD YOU THAT FOR FREE SINCE MY VET LICENSE HAS EXPIRED!! YOUR MOM IS A SUPER DETECTIVE!!! BRAVO TO HER. IF YOU PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT AND TELL NO LIZ TO THE WATER COMPANIES, I BET YOU COULD GET SOME FREE DESIGNER WATER YOU KNOW THE SAYING THE POT CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK? THIS 'POT' CANNOT POKE FUN AT THE KETTLE FOR DRINKING DESIGNER..BECAUSE SHE WILL ONLY DRINK FROM A FILTER FRESH FLOW FOUNTAIN.
HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF
We always knew you were perfect! Good detective work on your Mom's part. We hope the water is the problem and that the itchies clear up with the designer water.
The Florida Furkids
Hari OM
Well, despite the indignities, this has turned out to be a TRULY GOOD NEWS story!!! Hooraahhh. hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
Well of course you fellas are PAWFECT!!!!! AND, of course you deserve designer water....I, when I haf a PRINCESS moment, go and drinks sparkling water...PERRIER if I can get my paws on it...does make me burp though, hehe (not very Princess like)
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
There are no fleas or ticks here in the Sonoran Desert. We're on well water also and still no problems. Designer water? Are you attorneys or prima donnas?
You're lucky you just got ladled! My dogtor needed a "sterile sample," meaning it couldn't hit the air furst. So they turned me on my back and took it out with a syringe!! Whatever, I just kept licking the new vet tech's face the whole time. He was very impressed with how I handled it!
OMD designer water!?! y'all are turning into yuppie puppies. BOL
Aroo to you,
Sully
Hey FnE!
Wow, congrats on the great dogtor reports! That's totally hysterical about the stream catcher. BWAR HAR HAR I'm very impressed that you didn't try to bash all of the peeps there, because I always do. ahem
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish
We knew that Ernie had an itch that only Roxy could scratch! You do not need fancy waters, Ernie just needs some alone time with his steady girlfriend!
Now about all this pee and poop catching your mom is doing . . . We are very concerned that she is getting so old that she is desperately seeking natural remedies to the effects of aging like wrinkling and stuffs like that. We are worried she might be rubbing the poops on her face to moisturize the wrinkles. We have heard that these natural remedies are getting more and more popular and if this is true she might be trying to sell it too! Is this dogtur really a dogtur or maybe it might be the guy she is SELLING your poops and pee to? They might be analyzing it to make sure it is high quality! We think this issue needs a closer look!
Your Pals,
Murphy and Stanley
We knew that Ernie had an itch that only Roxy could scratch! You do not need fancy waters, Ernie just needs some alone time with his steady girlfriend!
Now about all this pee and poop catching your mom is doing . . . We are very concerned that she is getting so old that she is desperately seeking natural remedies to the effects of aging like wrinkling and stuffs like that. We are worried she might be rubbing the poops on her face to moisturize the wrinkles. We have heard that these natural remedies are getting more and more popular and if this is true she might be trying to sell it too! Is this dogtur really a dogtur or maybe it might be the guy she is SELLING your poops and pee to? They might be analyzing it to make sure it is high quality! We think this issue needs a closer look!
Your Pals,
Murphy and Stanley
That's interesting. Our humans used to visit Cook Forest PA every year and rent a cabin on the Clarion river. The well water there tastes like iron, so they'd always bring a few gallons of regular water from home, or else get some spring water for drinking. We never knew doggies could be allergic to it.
Oh I'm glad That they figured it out.
Yay for special water. You both are pawfect.
Wags
Oreo
We are the Masters of itchies and even have a dermatologist. #1 cause, damp or wet grass
Lily & Edward
Designer water? Your mom sure loves you! That's expensive.
You two went through the mill but we are so glad both of you are healthy, that was good detective work on moms end about that water. stella rose
Whew...we bet you are sooooooo glad that is over!!! After reading Murphy's reply, be are a little worried about where all your pees and poops are going now (plus, our Mama cannot stop laughing)....
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
We knew you were pawfect....well, maybe not Frankie's mouth. Hope the water thingy keeps MY ♥♥Ernie♥♥ from itching. Itches are horrible!
Well, now that we all got the "scoop" on your poop and pee, we are very happy to hear that all is well. That is very interesting about the itchies and the well water. Hope the bottled water stops the problem.
Woos - Ciara and Lightning
Great news, guys and you get to drink designer water! That's pretty darn special!
Tap water is for common folks, you clearly are a bottle water kind of guy!
Hmmmmm! We have well water. Benji has allergies? That got mom thinking!
I'm got you got a clean bill of health, and the designer water fixed the itchies! Ernie got his poop stolen. Bwahahahaha.
Abby Lab
We're glad to hear you both got good reports from the dogtor and that your mom may have figured out what has been itching Ernie.
Thank goodness for good reports after all that. Very interesting about the water
That is great detective work on your mom's part. She deserves the Blogville Pees Prize. Bwahaha! We get designer water when our city water tastes funky. Usually once a year when the lake gets low. I hope that fixes your itching. ♥
You guys really got the FULL work up! Wow! I'm happy you're as perfect as we expected you were! I am also itchy and taking pills for 7 more days. I always drink designer water, so I guess it's not that issue, but whatever it is, UGH!
Love and licks,
Cupcake
SO does THAT mean your MOM took your PEE MAIL and it ended up BEING FOR NOTHING? THAT MUST BE ILLEGAL!
YOUR DACHSHUND PAL,
CHRISTMAS
Wee is so glads dat yoo is all A-OK, Ernies itchin wos veri intrestin wee finks wee mites trys Uji on bottled waters cos hims is a itchy fing
Lovs
Us
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