Tuesday, June 10, 2014

Our Tale of WOE Pawt #2

BUTT FURST......  TODAY is the AUCTION Day    over at    MOLLIE and ALFIE's PLACE.
       Click the Link to get there and start your BIDDING...   We want to show our support !!!!


NOW THEN:      Let us get back to this Tale/TAIL of WOE we are telling you about...    OZ didn't think much of our attempt to write a LIMERICK...   butt in the spirit of ...  somethingy or other Fair play....  he awared us the BOOBY PRIZE...  
      WE were very EXCITED and could hardly stand the wait fur it to arrive...  
BUTT...       Do you see what he says in the LETTER????   UNFINISHED....    Yes, Furends OZ seems to think that we wrote an UNFINISHED Sympathy NEEDED thingy like that famous Symphony thingy.      So he sent us an UNFINISHED pressie fur our Booby Prize...


 SEE where he had OPENED it????     AND PURLOINED over 87% of the contents????
 We think it USED to hold  870 snacks... or 87 Ounces of them...   Butt NOT by the time they were sent to US...    
 Since there were SO FEW remaining.... we took Reilly and Denny's Idea fur using the Wend. August Coasters... as SMALL Silver Platters... in keeping with the small number of treats that were LEFT in the bag....          we used Mom's Favorite Patterns... OUR Initials...   fur this...
 HERE WE ARE.... two very
 dapper
 dachshunds, who
 dashed to their
 dishes, prepared to
 devour the
 delightful
 delicacies, only to be
 disappointed by the
 dinky
dietary
 display.  
BUTT we DO like them and we DO thank OZ fur giving us a GOOD Laugh.   RIGHT??????   RIGHT??....      Sure we do.   Beclaws we think it show that WE have a Sense of Humor and So does our buddy OZ.    

NOW rush off to the TOP and CLICK THAT LINK....  Shop til you Drop!!!!  

29 comments:

marley said...

He am a comeejun dat Mr Oz I finks Frankie my pal….

Backcountry Brodie said...

Just as I thunked, used treats. I hope you nommed them slowly and savored efurry bite coz I know it taked you a long time to come up with that fangtastic unfinished limerick.

Sheltie Times said...

Just seems he didn't appreciate your effort. Just think about all the dogs that didn't enter. You at least tried.

My Mind's Eye said...

Double Dang what a great gift that Oz is such a good shopper he knows the way to a Doxie heart is through the tummy. What a great Ode to D too
Hugs madi your bfff

GOOSE said...

Eat them sloooooooooowly. I bet you didn't leave the treat unfinished. That has to count for something.
Blessings,
Goose

Unknown said...

Pawsome dudes and we so can see why a dash to the dishes was in order. Have a terrific Tuesday.
Best wishes Molly

Cowspotdog said...

Well we think you ended up with the best finish of all - you still got treats - no matter how few and you got them handed to you on a silver platter - what could be better :)

Unknown said...

Brauts-n-Tots served up on silver platters?!? You two are super spoiled!!! And I think you got like 87 treats in that bag which should be enough for a day or two of treats. Like I said, complete a limerick and I will award you a complete bag of treats next time. BOL BOL
Oz

Murphy said...

BOL! That was pretty clever! Well, something is always better than nothing!

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

stellaroselong said...

We shopped EARLy this morning, we also laugheded at your ONE treat, that is how it always is at ours house.
Angus MC

Two French Bulldogs said...

Oh my dawg after spending 87 gazillion hours on it!!
Lily & Edward

Millie and Walter said...

OMD that OZ is too funny. You boys sure know how to stretch those treats by serving them up on silver platters.

Lassiter Chase and Benjamin said...

LOL a half eaten bag of treats.

Ranger said...

Bawwwwwwhaawaaaaa….. savor every tiny bit boys!
Wags,
Ranger

The Army of Four said...

It's a good thing Sibes don't drool, or Maggie and I would have shorted out the keyboard.
Cammie!

Anonymous said...

Well that's a funny prize. Oz really has the bestest ideas. But at last the treats were served with class on wonderful&precious plates. Have a tasty tuesday and enjoy this special treats!

Sweet William The Scot said...

You got an unfinished sack of treats. Oz The Great really knows how to get to the heart of a limerick. Bawheheeeee how funny.
Thanks for being a friend
Sweet William The Scot

Sketching with Dogs said...

Oh the disappointment....
Dip and Elliot x

Ruby said...

BOL!!! Oh, just when you realize you like em' there are no more!!!!
Nuts. Story of my life....
Kisses,
Ruby ♥

Idaho PugRanch said...

Oh Ha ha! That OZ, what a silly guy!
love your plates ;-)
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Bwahaahaahaahaa! That Oz, what a comedian!

XXXOOO Bella Roxy & Dui

We hope you didn't get sick tummies from eating too much!

Molly the Airedale said...

You boys are eating in style! Those are sure awesome coasters!

Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly

Scooter said...

Hey FnE!
Wow, that Oz is a corker! BWAR HAR HAR Half a bag is hysterical. Hope you really enjoyed those iddy biddy tiny snackers. Oh, this is such funny stuff!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Pol Comm

Bocci said...

You two are lucky! I always wanted my food handed to me on a silver platter!

Kinley Westie said...

BOL BOL!

The Adventures of the LLB Gang said...

BOL...that Oz really pulled a big one on you two!!!

We visited the auction...MAN, they have some pawesome things to bid on!!

Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

My Dog Sam - Ruptured Disk said...

Well that was good.

Golden Woofs! SUGAR said...

Oh! That OZ! :-) and BTW what a lovely plates you guys have. Enjoy your DELISH! Treats. Golden Woofs

Unknown said...

BOL! Oz has got a fangtastic sense of humour! Now question is, are you "the bag is half empty / half full" kinda guys?
Wally & Sammy
PeeS: did you see the keyring we donated for Mollie's auction...it's a Doxie! Go take a look, # 23