Saturday, June 21, 2014

OMD Dearest FURENDS....

Dear DEAR Furends,
      I can NOT begin to thank you ENOUGH fur all your strong Power Of The Paw and good wishes and words of encouragement.      I am   870% SURE that I would not be in this FINE SHAPE...   IF IT HAD NOT BEEN FUR YOU !!!   YOU got me THROUGH it all... and I am sure that YOU and your PAWERS Changed  what was Going to be... to the Wonderful Outcome.    I owe you my SIGHT in Two eyes.    I am SURE of it.   

OMD   here are a few pictures of just what you walked me through.   RIGHT BY MY SIDE the ENTIRE WAY.    
    In this furst pic...  that is Dr. Hustey holding me...   You can see the Paper thingy sticking out of my Right (on YOUR left) eyeball... and the on in my other eye just looks White due to the POOR ANGLE that mom was standing in.    THIS is ONE of the ways they check Tears... butt not the one that tells the actual CONTENT of them.        It was kinda ICKY... and at that time my eyes were all SQUINTY and YUCKY...      THEY ARE ALL BETTER NOW though.    
Here you can see BOTH of the paper thingys sticking out of my eyeballs.  
Now Don't Worry about me....  I was OK with it...     BECLAWS...   

THIS certificate is from my AUSSIE Furends    TOBY and CHARLIE... who do NOT have a blog... they had their Mum....  MY BESTEST and FURST Aussie Furend ever... to make it fur me.
   THANKS Guyz... and Miss Barb.
BUTT WAIT..... there's MORE.....   Look what Mayoress Madi sent to me...
   THANK YOU Mayoress

Now on with the stuffs that were done.....  
THIS is what they did to my TUMMY....  They SHAVED off my FINE FURS... so they could do the ULTRASOUND... (after the x-ray didn't show any problem) of my SPLEEN and all my OTHER INNARDS...       They SAID I have GRRRREAT Innards, BTW.
Mom says that I am a GOOD BOY...  and so she used this thingy...  to tell the world... BUTT Mostly so Ruby and Penny wouldn't be EMBARRASSED by my Flashing everybuddy...
THIS is ... the KID...   he SAID he wanted to show me his support...    BUTT....    I'm thinkin he REALLY just wanted ROXY to see his HAIRY CHEST.      
THIS is the front of the MedVet place in Columbus...  
They gave MOM a bunch of Paper Work to fill out...   before we EVEN went IN... and they gave her a HOSPITAL Band with MY NAME on it...      That had to be around my neck...     See the Buckle of my Car Harness???    I was sitting in Jennifer Jeeps... AC...  waiting fur time to go in...    THAT RED and black thingy on my Right...  Is ERNIE...  He crowds me...   He has his Car Harness on TOO..  
THIS is ONE of the Dogtors that saw me....  
THIS is the CLOCK in my Room....         Bet Madi and all my other kitty furends like it.    I did.     My Appointment was fur 3:00...    and they were with ME until 4:45.    
I had to endure MORE of the Paper thingys in my eyes...          They didn't HURT... butt they made thingys LOOK funny...     Esp. since they had also put Drops in my eyes to Dilate my pupils.
THEN they TOUCHED my Eyeballs with THIS thingy...    I had to sit really still...    Usually it takes lots of hands to hold a guy STILL while they do this... butt I just Sat right there and let her do it.  
Now THIS is BOTH of the Dogtors...   the one with the Light (White colored) making Tool thingy is the Veterinary Ophthalmologist.     She is the Specialist who found all the ANSWERS...     about NOT being an Infection butt a TEARS Imbalance... and NOT a MASS butt a rumpled up IRIS.       She was GRRRREAT.    And when she finished with my Exam...   she KISSED me on the My LIPS...    I had to tell her to KNOCK that stuffs OFF... beclaws I am a Happily Married Married Man.
This is in the Waiting to be tortured prodded poked seen area...
    Now there was a REALLY COOL LADY THERE who kept going to all the Pawrents and saying soft gentle thingys... and offering them cool drinks...    She even offered Ernie and Me a cool drink.
This Lady Works there... like a Hospitality thingy for the Hospital.       Her Name was PATTY...  just like our Letter Lady Miss Patti.        and GUESS WHAT... she just LOVED Ernie and ME...  beclaws you won't believe this...    She has a DACHSHUND named MAX... and MAX gets to go to Work with her at MedVet every day...        So she showed us this brochure .... with HER Max... butt not Patty... right on the front of it...    and guess what ELSE???   She told Max about US and he gave us his PAWTOGRAPH.        See it there in the TOP Left Corner?    MAX was supposed to be LITTLE like ME... butt has turned into ANOTHER Ernie the Enormous...         That is my Hospital Band.. MOM is gonna keep that furever...    and My Dogtor (Dr. T. Webb, DMV)'s Card...     She gave that to ME beclaws she LIKES Me...    and was sorry that she Kissed a Married Married guy.
Not THIS is a TRUE HORROR....    Ernie said he wanted to put this in... fur ROXY... since I (Frankie Furter) have been getting Too Much Attention... and he was afraid Roxy would furget about HIM...   So he is showing off his HAIRY CHEST fur HER.  
AGAIN let ME say.....   how VERY VERY much I Appreciate each and every one of you.   YOU had my BACK the entire time.     I could NOT have gotten through this withOUT all of YOU.
       I will NEVER EVER   not even in 87 CENTURIES ...  forget how FABULOUS you all are!!!
      Frankie Furter


Lassiter Chase and Benjamin said...

Yap, we agree you were very brave at the dogtors, u deserve both of those bravery awards. I am glad there were nice humans there who were very kind to you. I am sure your wives wont mind that kiss on the lips.

My Mind's Eye said...

Frankie you are THE MAN,
When my dad saw this post he said you needed a a steak for supper. He said he was sure they would have had to sedate him...he hates eye stuff!
You and Ernie are. Such a sweet Doxies I bet everyone wanted to take you home. Bravo bravo bravo for being such a class act.....
Hey your vet works on Kitty time.....which is precise at feeding time! Love the clocking am glad you liked your certificates!
Hugs Madi your bfff

Cowspotdog said...

you were very very brave - those test strips are awful - Mom has them done to her eyes too because she doesn't make any tears and knows how awful they feel. I think your wives would be happy you got lots of lovin and it made you feel better - you were so brave Frankie

Charliedownunder said...

Crikey Frankie .... That's brave, mate! You're amazing. You just sat there and took ALL THAT!!! You should get a medal or something. I'm so happy you are going to be alright now and you get to keep your eye. Doesn't get any better than that, aye?? You're true blue, mate!!

Backcountry Brodie said...

Wowser, you is the bravest, Frankie! Those speshullist dogtors, they is kinda smart, isn't they? And no worries about the belleh hairs, I has a nekkid belleh, too. They grows back furry fast then you has belleh and chest hairs again afore you knows it. I is supposing they did not find that Arthur Itis hiding in you innards. You is one LUCKY DOG!

Lovable Lily said...

Brave, brave, brave!!! Wow Frankie, that was sure a lot to endure and we're so proud of you for being so good about it all. We would have been wiggling around like a bunch of worms! Don't worry about your chest furs, bcuz they will grow back. (We kind of think it looks sexy at the moment.) Now about that kissing issue... Somehow we think your beautiful wives will have no problems with a few extra kisses from a new friend. You sure deserved them.

We are so thankful that you are doing just pawfectly fine!

Lily Belle & Muffin

Zoe said...

Dood! That wuz pawsum the way yu let them do all that torture stuff.

An YAY fur good news!

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

Dearest Frankie,

Again we cannot express how relieved we are to know that you are going to be ok. Drops in the eye forever, is not a big deal. We also think you were super brave. No matter what happens in life, know we have your back! Have a lovely weekend celebrating!

Unknown said...

Bravest of the brave Frankie. OMD they put you through a whole barrage of yucky tests. You did well boy. We are so pleased it was a good outcome. Happy,happy dance for you pal. Have a super Saturday.
Best wishes Molly

Maggie Mae and Max said...

OoH Frankie!

You is so very brave! Our mom says dat we would not be a good as you wuz, fur sure! So happy dat all is goin' well fur you too. We is sendin' lots of luv and extra special boxer puppy prayers to all of you!

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae and Max

rottrover said...

You is one brave dude, Frankie!! And great news!!

-Bart, Ruby and Otto

Angel Ginger Jasper said...

Oh my word you did go through it and with so much bravery. No wonder they thought you were fabulous because you are. I think you did ever so well letting them stick things into the most sensitive part. You are The Man for sure. I am so glad to hear that the outcome is a good one. really really glad. Hugs x

Murphy said...

It is very obvious that you should receive the medal of bravery for enduring such medical procedures! And Ernie was a wonderful brother, to be there for moral support the whole time! We are so glad that things are turning out to be okay!!

Now we are wondering if Ernie is going to be trying to pose for PlayDog magazine or something??

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

Millie and Walter said...

Frankie you did great at the vets and how nice of Ernie go with your for support. That sure is a special vet to give you a kiss on the lips. She must have really liked you.

C.L.W.STEP said...

We're so glad you're all right.

Sweet William The Scot said...

Having met Frankie, I figured Frankie would take it all in stride.
We are so glad everything turned out for the better.
Thanks for being a friend
Sweet William The Scot

Anonymous said...

Frankie you are the bravest Dachshund ever. And a good dog, it's true what the little tag on your... said. I'm so glad it is over and I hope you haven't to bear that again.
All my best wishes that the drops help your eyes and you can enjoy a beautiful summer. Have a great first summer day!

Bocci said...

Your are one brave pooch, Frankie! Those photos of Med Vet gave Parental Unit scary goosebumps, but they do a great job!
We're so very glad to hear (and see) that you're on the mend!

Idaho PugRanch said...

Frankie, we are just soo happy that your eye is going to be OK. Your were so patient with the dogtors and so very very brave, you are probably going to be famous at that hospital for your extreme bravery!!
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

Duke said...

You are definitely one of the bravest pups we know, Frankie! Our mom is very squeeeemish when eyes are involved in any procedure. We think you deserve tons of treats for being the bravest boy ever!

Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly

Jans Funny Farm said...

Well, you sure were the center of attention there, Frankie. Well, except for Ernie butting in. But we can't blame the guy for trying not to be forgotten by his girl. (As if!) Keep up the good news.

WFT Nobby said...

Frankie, those bravery awards were so well deserved. Your mom deserves some too. Oh and well done to all those clever and caring doctors. Oh, everything feels wonderful right now, doesn't it.
Toodle pip!

Scooter said...

Hey Frankie!
Wow, you were so incredibly brave! We are all very proud of you and so happy your eyes are all better now. I think those dogtors all just thought you were so handsome and have such gorgeous eyes that they made all this stuffs up so they could keep working with you. BOL
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Pol Comm

Anonymous said...

Well, you scared the poop right outta us, since we missed most of the problem till now, Thank Doggies for The POTP, and glad you are ok, sorry WE didn't get to give you all the support we could, but anywho so glad to see that happy face (Ahhhhhhh.........not some much the furless belly)

The Mad Scots
Susie & Bites

The Army of Four said...

You're VERY brave!
At our vet's, they do the paper strip thing and the pressure pen thingie as part of the Senior Care program. I'm not in that yet, but Zimmie and my Dave told me about it.
I'm so glad you're home where you belong!

Ruby and Penny said...

You are so very Brave.

Luv ya

Love Ruby & Penny

xxooxx xxooxx

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Ooooooo, Ernie, you must have been eating ALL the crusts on your bread. You have such a manly, hairy chest......oh, I feel faint!


Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

It's okay, Ernie...

We've picked Roxy up and put her on the couch. She's still a bit weak from your chest photos.

Frankie, you are so brave. Macdui says he wants to be just like you when he's big...but he doesn't want eye problems.

Those thingys in your eyes look yuck. And we KNOW why that Vet kissed you, you handsome dude.

XXXOOO Bella & Dui

The Life of Riley said...

Very brave, and you now have the coolest belly for summer!

Riley and Enzo

PS We think your family also deserve bravery awards for all they have gone through with you.

Shawn said...

OMD, we didn't nose you were going through all of this and are so happy to hear its just a tear thingie!! You are a very brave man and that little kiss from for dogter was well deserved!

Winston, Chloe and Cecil

A MilShelb Mom said...

We are very impressed by your bravery!
Milly and Shelby

Angels Amber and Max DaWeenie and Mom said...

You are very brave, Frankie! I just know that Ruby and Penny are very proud of you. I know I'm very proud of you.


Linda said...

Yes Franike, you were one Brave little pup. We are so glad everything is going to be ok.

xo Cinnamon

Ruby said...

Wows Frankie!! I can't believes you let them put that probie thingie on your eyeball!!! I am SO impressed!!! They would have had to knock my arse out to do that!! You are brave indeed, and I thinks your shaved chest is mighty sexy too!!! (sorry Ruby and Penny, butts I thinks you knows I'm stating the obvious!! And have no plans on your man...I gots my eye on another fella...shhhhh)
Anyhu, I am sure glads your brudder was there for moral support and to suck up to all the peeps and gets you some FABulous treaties! Nice work Ernie!!
You guys ROCK!!
Ruby ♥

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

Whitney thought your Cheesekhake shots were khwite KHOOL and HOT at the furry same time!

Paws khrossed all will be well with WOO!


Wyatt said...

The bestest news, Frankie.

Stanzie says: You AND Ernie have sexy abs!! Have you 2 been working out?

Braeden and Seth said...

We are so happy that you got such wonderful news! And you were so brave at the dogtors! Those eye drops will be easy peasy compared to those tests you had done! We are glad Ernie was there to give you moral support. What a great brother you have! We hope you had a great celebration this weekend with lots if treats and hugs.

Braeden and seth

sprinkles said...

That looks like one very fancy (and expensive!) vet office! I'm so glad they took such excellent care of you and that they were able to figure out the problem. It's too bad it took all this to figure it out, but the good thing is that you're going to be OK.

My boys and I are still gonna keep y'all in our prayers though.

Unknown said...

We are just so relieved and happy that everything is going to be ok Frankie!
BIG licks,
Wally & Sammy

Donna said...

I clap for u! :)

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Mr Frankie, you are soooo cool. Wowza and yaahoo, we cannot imagine sitting there with paper things sticking out of your eyeballs. What a man. No wonder everybuddy wanted to kiss you. We say thanks to all the Drs who saw you and found out your trouble and fixed you up. We send your mum and dad hugs too cause they must have been totally freaking out. Phew. Take care mates. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

Two French Bulldogs said...

Oh man..I had that done too. It sure is nutty!
Lily (& Edward)

jank1961 said...

SO glad to hear that it was all good news and that you were such a brave boy!
Jan, Wag 'n Woof Pets

Anna the GSD said...

So glad you're okay! I have to see Dr. Eyeball Vet too for my pannus. They're not too bad! And thanks for the belly flash!! Whoo hoo! :)

Misaki @ misadventuresofMisaki said...

Mummy is totally squeamish about eyes, so thinks you are super brave xxxx