It's ME... ERNIE

See this is my Petite Roxy.....

 Isn't she the CUTEST girrrrrrl you ever did see???

 Fur Valentine's day I made this fur her...   

And then along came the Circus  and I had my FORTUNE READ by Miss Mystic Molly....
     and like I told you the other day...  I Made the IMPAWTANT pawts BLUE...

Ernie.

Crystal ball! 

The crystal ball is clear and bright as are you this year. Charm is your middle name. Some may say you are quiet but we know that is not so. You are a hard worker and your warm hearted and fun approach to life is a winning combination. Pip can you hold the crystal ball whilst I go for a quick pee. Hmm that is better as all I could see was running streams. All this tea keeps making me pee. We predict a big romance this year. You will take pride in their great beauty and kindness. By the time of the four leaf clover and the little green people you will be an item. The Emerald Isle will bestow good luck in matters of the heart. To be sure, to be sure, love will light up your heart and two will be your lucky number. You're probably going to have to keep an eye out for impulse buys, but there's no harm in spending on some luxury items as long as they are within your means. You will want to shower the one you love with gifts but remember don’t go out on a fling on the bling. Sometimes the smallest things are what we treasure most. An old stuffy or sharing a bone can make for some of the happiest moments. In other matters you will be busy with errands, studying, and communicating but at the end of the year life will settle down and on the domestic front things will be harmonious and pleasant. A year of growing and you will feel you have moved out from the shadows into the bright light of life. Lively days for you, particularly when it comes to love, relationships and friendships too. We see happy times with fun and gaiety ahead. Remember to include your peoples in all of this and don’t neglect them. After all they need love too. Happy peoples, make a happy home. 

See now I gots this PROBLEM...     It says a BIG ROMANCE ...      OK,  I good with that.      Thinking about Foxy Roxy    DOES MAKE ME FEEL....   ROMANTIC.    
     BUTT I am kinda SCARED.       I have not done any more than Hold her Paws and Dance the Hoochie Poochie and the FOXY Roxy TROT with her.       Well and we DO have this thingy we do EVERY EVENING....   we get our deer antlers and we Gnaw them... at the same time... TOGETHER...     Butt that is as far as we have gone...

 I'm Kinda SCARED that If I move to SLOW some other guy is gonna take her away from me.   AND if I move too FAST...   well that would be bad too.    She wouldn't like THAT. And have you ever seen her SISTERS???    They deaded stuffs and Bury them and they are never ever seen again...   Don't want Daisy and Bella mad at me...       
         I just don't know WHAT to do.        Should I  {{{{Blush}}} Kiss her?      
Should I ask her to by my {{{{gulp}}}}   STEADY Girrrrlfurend?
    Maybe she wants to be furends with LOTS of guys?    WHINE WHIMPER... I don't think THAT would make me very happy AT ALL.     No I don't want THAT to happen.    
      OMD WHAT am I gonna Do....?????????????????????????   
Frankie won't tell me NOTHIN...     
  DAD is no HELP at ALL...  
 MOM just CRIES when I show her that Picture of me holding Roxy's Paws.    Don't have a CLUE what THAT is about.
           Miss Mystic Molly says that by the time of the LITTLE GREEN PEEPLE... we will be an ITEM.     I think that is March 17th..       BUTT I am not sure what an ITEM means.. 
 Does being an ITEM come BEFORE Kisses and going Steady????    Should I just ask Roxy to be my Item and say that I will be HER Item?   Should I ask her to be my ITEM NOW or should I WAIT until March 17th?      
    The only thingys I know fur SURE is...    I didn't even KNOW there were other girrrrls at the Valentine's Ball...  and even though I was at the Circus with Frankie and my furends Stanley and Murphy..   there was SOMETHING MISSING.   We had a lot of FUN and even my time with Frankie was grrrreat BUTT..............     I felt all ALONE in that HOOGE Crowd.