Monday, February 25, 2013

It's ME... ERNIE

See this is my Petite Roxy.....
 Isn't she the CUTEST girrrrrrl you ever did see???
 Fur Valentine's day I made this fur her...   



And then along came the Circus  and I had my FORTUNE READ by Miss Mystic Molly....
     and like I told you the other day...  I Made the IMPAWTANT pawts BLUE...



Ernie.
Crystal ball! 
The crystal ball is clear and bright as are you this year. Charm is your middle name. Some may say you are quiet but we know that is not so. You are a hard worker and your warm hearted and fun approach to life is a winning combination. Pip can you hold the crystal ball whilst I go for a quick pee. Hmm that is better as all I could see was running streams. All this tea keeps making me pee. We predict a big romance this year. You will take pride in their great beauty and kindness. By the time of the four leaf clover and the little green people you will be an item. The Emerald Isle will bestow good luck in matters of the heart. To be sure, to be sure, love will light up your heart and two will be your lucky number. You're probably going to have to keep an eye out for impulse buys, but there's no harm in spending on some luxury items as long as they are within your means. You will want to shower the one you love with gifts but remember don’t go out on a fling on the bling. Sometimes the smallest things are what we treasure most. An old stuffy or sharing a bone can make for some of the happiest moments. In other matters you will be busy with errands, studying, and communicating but at the end of the year life will settle down and on the domestic front things will be harmonious and pleasant. A year of growing and you will feel you have moved out from the shadows into the bright light of life. Lively days for you, particularly when it comes to love, relationships and friendships too. We see happy times with fun and gaiety ahead. Remember to include your peoples in all of this and don’t neglect them. After all they need love too. Happy peoples, make a happy home. 

See now I gots this PROBLEM...     It says a BIG ROMANCE ...      OK,  I good with that.      Thinking about Foxy Roxy    DOES MAKE ME FEEL....   ROMANTIC.    
     BUTT I am kinda SCARED.       I have not done any more than Hold her Paws and Dance the Hoochie Poochie and the FOXY Roxy TROT with her.       Well and we DO have this thingy we do EVERY EVENING....   we get our deer antlers and we Gnaw them... at the same time... TOGETHER...     Butt that is as far as we have gone...

 I'm Kinda SCARED that If I move to SLOW some other guy is gonna take her away from me.   AND if I move too FAST...   well that would be bad too.    She wouldn't like THAT. And have you ever seen her SISTERS???    They deaded stuffs and Bury them and they are never ever seen again...   Don't want Daisy and Bella mad at me...       
         I just don't know WHAT to do.        Should I  {{{{Blush}}} Kiss her?      
Should I ask her to by my {{{{gulp}}}}   STEADY Girrrrlfurend?
    Maybe she wants to be furends with LOTS of guys?    WHINE WHIMPER... I don't think THAT would make me very happy AT ALL.     No I don't want THAT to happen.    
      OMD WHAT am I gonna Do....?????????????????????????   
Frankie won't tell me NOTHIN...     
  DAD is no HELP at ALL...  
 MOM just CRIES when I show her that Picture of me holding Roxy's Paws.    Don't have a CLUE what THAT is about.
           Miss Mystic Molly says that by the time of the LITTLE GREEN PEEPLE... we will be an ITEM.     I think that is March 17th..       BUTT I am not sure what an ITEM means.. 
 Does being an ITEM come BEFORE Kisses and going Steady????    Should I just ask Roxy to be my Item and say that I will be HER Item?   Should I ask her to be my ITEM NOW or should I WAIT until March 17th?      
    The only thingys I know fur SURE is...    I didn't even KNOW there were other girrrrls at the Valentine's Ball...  and even though I was at the Circus with Frankie and my furends Stanley and Murphy..   there was SOMETHING MISSING.   We had a lot of FUN and even my time with Frankie was grrrreat BUTT..............     I felt all ALONE in that HOOGE Crowd.    
             

33 comments:

Ruby and Penny said...

Ernie, it will all come naturally if it is meant to be. Relax and enjoy the time you spend with Roxy.

Love your sister in paws

Ruby & Penny

Pees - we love you Frank.

Madi and Mom said...

Ernie....take your time...do it properly don't rush...why you ask...well girls always remember every single detail of special moments with their guys and you want it to be purrfect.
Hugs Madi your BFFF an experinced Cougar Khat

Ranger said...

Ain't love grand.
Wags,
Ranger

Molly The Wally said...

Oh Ernie what can we say but by the time of the little green men all will be A OK. Go for it little buddy. We think Madi is right. Have a marvelous Monday.
Best wishes Molly

Amber DaWeenie said...

Oh you poor thing~so many questions and not enough answers. Just sit back and everyting will falls right into place. Follow Fwankie's lead and do as he does and not as he says!

:)

GOOSE said...

So confusing for a young pup. But buddy it will come when it is suppose to. I know that sounds like no help, but trust me it will, whatever it is suppose to be.
Blessings,
Goose

Agnes B. Bullock said...

Take your time! No need to rush! You will do the right thing, when the timne is right.

stellaroselong said...

Oh Ernie you are such a nice little pup that Roxy will never want you out of her life...enjoy each day and don't rush it...
stella rose
Ernie, just give her a big ole smoochie and get it over with...geeze!
Maggie

Jazzi said...

Ernie
Take it slow and enjoy the things together. Yep, I would say NOT to get the sisters mad especially Bella, yes she does like to bury things and she could bury you, I'm just sayin..... Roxy is one nice girl!!

wags
Jazzi and Addi

Sarge said...

Hey Ernst!
Wow, puppy love is so very cute! BWAR HAR HAR I think you and Roxy are meant for each other, so there's no hurry. Enjoy every minute of this early stuff and maybe she'll smooch you first!!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Golden Woofs! SUGAR said...

Woof! Woof! it is Roxy... Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

easyweimaraner said...

puppy love can be complicated...but I think you should kiss her... I would do it ;o)

Mollie said...

BOL, your all in a tizzie.. Just give her a little peck on the cheek, that's gentleman like :) xx00xx

Mollie and Alfie

Two French Bulldogs said...

Ok Ernie, you better talk to Frankie. You are tootle to be talkin girls. Even though that Roxy is a cutie
Benny & Lily

The Websters said...

HAHA!

No advice here. I'm not allowed to date until I'm 15.

12 more years.

Nora

Bouncing Bertie said...

Dear Ernie, I'm afraid you are 'over-thinking' this particular issue. As other have said, you just be your delightful wee self and I am confident all will go well.
Toodle pip!
Bertie.

finnhoward said...

Ask her out Ernie!!!

The Slimmer Pugs, Kitties, and Mama said...

Hi Ernie!
If we remember correctly, Roxy was totally infatuated with yous before yousa asked her to the dance. Wesa pretty sure she will make the first smoochie towards you!!
Much Luvums,
The Slimmer Puggums
George, Gracie, Toby, Lily, & Mimi

Pippa Sheltie said...

Ernie, what you need is to do something exciting with Roxy! Like rollercoastering, bungee jumping, white water rafting or being chased by big dogs, and theeeen, if she gets scared you can hold her tight and tell her it will be all good!
I'm not good with this romantic stuffs though. I just kiss humans!
Pippa

Corbin said...

Sorry! We've been getting TONS of spam comments every day, so we put the annoying thing up in hopes that we can take it down again in a few days when the spam people move on... I know it's a pain in the rear!
-Corbin

Dip-Dip and the Bridge said...

We are sure you will have the pawfect romance Ernie!
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

scotsmad said...

Let me, Daisy, reassure you, Ernie. Roxy runs around all day (and night) saying, 'I wonder what Ernie's doing now." I wonder if he's found another girl? Do you think he minds as much as SHE does that I'm digging some holes in the garden? Is it time to chew my antler with him? Yeesh....she's driving us nuts.

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

Sweet William The Scot said...

Love is a many splendid thing but so is freedom!
Thanks for being a friend
Sweet William The Scot

Mitch and Molly said...

Go to second base, Ernie!

Love ya lots,
Mitch and Molly

chicamom85 said...

Ernie, when I met my sweet Remington, we got to know each other and took it slow and now he is my boyfriend. Roxy cares about you and how could she even look at another guy when she has your sweet face to think about every night. I don't know what to tell you, but I do know that you two are meant to be together. Try to be patient.

Loveys Sasha

Nola said...

Take your time!
Nola

K9friend said...

Always follow your heart!

Pat
Critter Alley

Mr. Pip said...

Let fate take its course, Ernie. If Mystic Molly says you will be together by the green beer day then you will be together by the green beer day. He, he, GREEN BEER! BAhwhahahahaha!

Your pal, Pip

Murphy said...

Wow Ernie, you are in love bad!! Now we can't give you any advice but I do sort of have a girlfriend on Facebook. I was scared too But I know she loves me.

Your Pals,

Murphy and Stanley

Duncan Breazeale said...

Ernie. Dude. Seems you got it bad! From what I can tell, I don't think you'll go wrong no matter which approach you take. Perhaps you should go out for a long walk and some pupcakes?

Robyn Wright-Parkin said...

Oh Ernie...you have got it B.A.D! Even worse than Wally & Finn!!

I (Sammy) am NO expert on these things but being a younger brudder like you I feel that I need to support you.

I discussed it with Wally last night while we were licking our paws & getting ready for bed - we think you should go for it and ask her out! Roxy is a real go-getter...so go on...get her!! *BOL* See what I did there?

Good luck bud!
Sammy (& Wally)

Roo said...

What a CUTE petite Roxy :) Now on this 'item' thingy - hmmmm maybe that means the two of you will be famous? or perhaps infamous? Well known for somethin - wonder what? Could be fun to find out around the wee green peeps time ;)

Waggin at ya,
Roo

Dougall-the-Scottie said...

I think you two are pawfect for each other!