NOW fur the BAD way 2012 has ended fur US... you all KNOW that we just went through the MONTH From SQUIRRELVILLE... with Mom and those hideous SnowFreaks of hers. We whined and Whimpered fur like 87 Days over those thingys. Then came Christmas Day with its glorious Pressies.... and the Swift DISPATCHING of the SnowFreaks... back to their SnowCave fur 11
Little did we know that THEY were NOT finished with us YET. The EVIL ONES seem to have Layed their EGGS before they departed. YES dear furends it is TRUE. We have PHOTOGRAPHIC PROOF.
These pictures are NOT for the Faint of Heart.... VIEWER TRANSGRESSION ADVISED
LOOK at the SnowFreak EGGS... Clinging to Poor Ernie's furs!!!
I (Frankie Furter) TRIED to avoid the S.F. Eggs as best I could... butt as you can see... SnowFreaks are FAST and very DETERMINED... they layed them on ME also.
HELP ME FRANKIE....... I want MOM... MOOOOOOOOM HELP... DAAAAD where are you... OMD Ernie.... there are just TOOOOOOOOO many of them.. you are RIGHT we need HELPPPPPPPP HELLLLLp.
Daaaaaaad get em OFF me... HURRY DAAAAAD... MASH them before the HATCH... PLEASE DAD...
FRANKIE..... HEY FRANKIE..... I see another MATING PAIR.... HURRY FRANKIE we gotta Do Do somethingy about this QUICK.
FRANKIE......... Let's break out the BIG GUNS...
READY?
AIM...
FIRE your
POOP SHOOTER !!!
PEEs... Trust us... we gave those SnowFreaks and their Eggs.... an
UN Happy....
Totally CRAPPY
New Year's Eve.
44 comments:
We also had several inches of snow and I had to fire my poop shooter before momma dug the paths. It was very unpleasant.
I am horrified by all the snowman eggs on you. I hope that they were destroyed completely. You don't want them reanimating while you slumber.
Kisses,
Dexter
WOW!! Those are some kinda eggs!!and lotsa snow!! We got NOTHING so la lala la!!! BOL
HAve fun battling those lil burgers!! Happy New Years!!
wags
Jazzi and Addi
Hey Frankie - your snowfreaks r invadin'our territory tue-day.
Shiloh'n The Diva Shasta
MOL MOL MOL
We are rolling on the floor with tears in our yours. Ernie what a lucky guy you are to have Frankie for a bro and mentor. I cannot imagine dealing with SFs alone.
Mom is very proud of your Mom and her flashy beast for capturing each and ever exciting moment.
Hugs madi your BFFF
Thank goodness those snow freaks don't come to our house. But youm guys are too cute with thosem snow eggsm all over you.
Natbe you could pack then all up and send thrm to Khyram bet she'd love it.
Happy New Year!!
{{{huggies}}}}.... Mona
OMD! Run for the hills before they can find you both again. How horrible of them to seek you out and cling to you like that. I sure hope that none of those egg's hatched. No doubt they were watching and lurking. Good thing that Dad was there to help you out. Mom was probably loving every minute of it. Hoping the eggs would hatch and then she'd have tiny, little snow babies running all about. You better figure out how to get rid of them real quick bcuz we have a feeling their planning on sticking around for a while!
Happy 2013!
Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin
p.s. Stay off the roads ~ Puddles might be out driving tonight and we all know what that means....
Oh My Goodness!! They can lay soooo many eggs. You know what my long furred friends do to repel the eggs (for short legged friends as well as the long legged ones). They use something called PAM on their furs. For some reason Snow Freak eggs do not like to attach themselves to the furs with PAM on them. Go figure. Have a wonderful New Year Snow Freak Egg free I hope.
Blessings,
Goose
WHN thought that she was looking at an ALien movie- snow freak eggs were everywhere!
Everybody has snow freaks but us. We have melted snow freaks again. BOL funny guys.
Frankie, Ernie & Peeps
Have a rockin good New Years' Eve.
May at midnight plus 1 second your New Year start off swimmingly. Have a swell time pals.
Best wishes Molly
OH FRANKIE! Just send them my way! We are to get between 2 and 4 inches and that is ok with me.
I am hunting and a plotting against those squirrels. We should have quite a haul for Sasha to cook.
Nora
O...M...D!!! Does it hurt?! How do you get them off?! We don't get snow & from the looks of it that may just be a good thing. Also...what about...you know...your privates? Do the freeze off? THE HORROR!!!
Happy New Year you two - don't pawty too hard & watch those bacontinis Frankie *BOL*
Wally & Sammy
Oh dear you two are under attack! I don't know how little Ernie can move with all those things clinging to him.
We got over 18" of snow recently and I was having the same problem with my poop shooter. I wouldn't even go until my mommy cleared a path so I didn't sink up to my butt in the snow.
Have a great New Year Furters!
Millie
5 INCHES OF SNOW!!!! Isn't that like a national emergency or something??? I won't tolerate anything over an inch!
Happy, Happy, Happy 2013 to ALL!
Your pal, Pip
Happy New Year Frankie and Ernie!
You sure battled the snowfreaks well. Enjoy the holidays!
Love,
Piappies - Fudgie, Princess, Frappie, Mocha, Sugar, Wai-Max, Wai-Pai & Forgie
Whats wrong with snow?
If you don't like it just eat it!
Hey F-n-E!
Wow, that's so very BWAR HAR HAR funny! Snowfreak eggs! Well, 5 inches is a lot for you, but you should see the 17" in my yard! BOL Mom can't hardly walk...it's up to her knees. I love it, but my peeps are really tired of shovel duty. Great job going "dooty" on your snow! BOL
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP
Snow ROCKS! Enjoy! Happy New Year, my friends!
Happy New Year and hope 2013 is good to you all.. Hugs GJ xx
We are getting More Snow as we bark!!. Dad used the snowblower to clear alot of the yard for us and then we got invaded by Birds that pooped everywhere. Mom was most unhappy!
Have a great New Year!!
Bailey, Hazel & Greta
That is too much snow.
Happy New Year.
Love ya
Ruby and Penny
Aw, you don't like the snow? Mom rinses off the eggs from us a zillion times a day. But, we like to eat them too. They are like ice cubes only better. Maybe your dad can shovel a little path so you don't have to poop into a snow drift. I like some "falling action" myself so I know this can be a problem.
Stay Calm & Bark On Into 2013!
Murphy & Stanley
Hi Frankie & Ernie!
Wesa sorry that the snowpeeps eggies attacked you. Hopefully you ate them! BOL! Wesa wanted to stop buy and wish you a very blessed 2013 and your hu-peeps, too.
Much Luvums,
The Slimmer Puggums
George, Gracie, Toby, Lily, & Mimi
EVIL HAS STRUCK, it looked bad, how about the dreaded warm bath to kill them off, Heeheehee. Man when it gets to your pooper shooter, it's time to stay inside and use a cat litter box, Heeheehee
Happy New Year and may you have 365 days of Joy!!!
Your Very Good Pals
Susie & Bites
You are snowball dogs!
Wishing you all a very Happy New Year, may 2013 bring good things your way.
Dip Bridge Elliot and Lynne x
Hey F & E! We don't know if you follow Ryker, butt there is a cartoon at the end of his blog today that will make you guys BOL!!
http://rykerrules.blogspot.com
-Bart and Ruby
OK, we're back... those snowfreaks are devilish!! Remember, you boyz always have a vacation home here with us!!
-Bart and Ruby
PeeeeS: Mom went to see the new Tom Cruise movie yesterday, and there was a part where he had to go out to easterh Ohio to investigate something. What BEAUTIFUL country! Aside from that snow, you guys live in a furry beautiful place!
It sounds like you gave those snow freaks what for. Very proud of you. We're stopping by to wish you a wonderful new year, pals. We're so happy you are our friends.
Have a great 2013.
hugs, Max, Bugsy, Knuckles and HH
And where are your coats young men?
Happy New Year's Eve.
Snorts,
Benny & Lily
Gee, the same thing happened to us and we didn't freak out like you did, Ernie. Just take a towel and swat them off and after that, eat them all up off the floor. They're cold and yummy!
Love ya lots,
Mitch and Molly
Happy New Year to you Frankie & Ernie, and to your Mom and Pops, too!
Quasar loves the snow (we got a lot here in Detroit, too). Mostly he loves to be bopped on the nose with snowballs that he tries to catch. Makes him run like crazy!
Have fun, but don't overdo the treats tonight!
Oh gosh, you and poor little Ernie are having problems with all that snow and the difficult pooping and peeing business. Gail tells me that my predecessor Hamish used to get attacked by those snow egg thingies on a regular basis, but for some reason they leave me alone.
Oh but I wish we had some propers snow here in the UK. All we have had all the holiday is rain rain and more rain...
Happy New Year.
Toodle pip!
Bertie.
Looks like tons of fun to me! Send it over to us!
Play bows,
Zim
As little dogs we know how terrible snow is when it gets up the shooter. I would like to see a human take a vick in the could snow. Actually I wouldn't.
Um, uh, well ... we hope YOU and ERNIE have a happy new year. WE won't mention the snow freaks.
Snow really invades fast! I hope you have a Healthy Safe Happy New Year.
Sweet William The Scot
Wow that snow is trying to get you. Sorry we didn't get to see guys. We just sent in papers to come to Zanesville on November 9th but we might have sent them in too late.
Happy New Year! Thank you for your friendship and all the fun we have had.
Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, Lightning, and Mom Kathie
Sorry Frankie, but I just gotta tell you I LOVE SNOWFREAKS. sorry that you have such a bad time with them.
Have you tried PAM
My Vickie sprays that on my feet when we go on winter searches.
Happy New Year my friends
Bert
I'm laffing at your post Frankie (but not at your pain!!) Glad we got none of them snow eggs here!!
Tail Wuggles, Rubie xxx
Mr Frankie and Little Ernie, we never knew snowfreaks had eggs and they stuck to you? Oh, shiver, shake, moan and pee. Now we are so glad we are in Oz where the weather is 40C (107F) and there is no chance they can live here. Good idea to shoot the little suckers with poop and pee. Do you need us to send some of Rory's poop? Just say the word, we have plenty to spare! No worries, and love, Stella and Rory
bol! I like Ernie's style!
I ave eard that they dussnt like the fires my pal....if you gets in by some hot logs or a nice warm radiator it kills them eggs dead....
WOWZERS dudes dats a lotsa SF eggys, it mades da Momster finks ovs Ronnii cos her dids always gets covvered in dem wen wee wents outs in da snow butts wee did havs such funs. Wots a brill way to putts dem SF's in dem place wivs yor poop n pee shooters
Good goin dere dudes
Lov
Uji
xxx
BOLBOLBOLBOL....
This is the FUNNIEST (yet a tad scary) post EVER!!!
Arty didn't see any evil Snoweggs in Wisconsin thank goodness!!
Smileys!
Dory (and her pack)
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