Monday, December 31, 2012

INVASION of the SnowFreaks....

HAPPY NEW YEAR's EVE    to all of you.       Ernie and I want to Wish you the most WONDERFUL NEW YEAR EVER PAWsible.        May   2013 bring you Health Wealth and FURENDS Galore.        

NOW fur the BAD way 2012 has ended fur US...      you all KNOW that we just went through the MONTH From SQUIRRELVILLE... with Mom and those hideous SnowFreaks of hers.    We whined and Whimpered fur like 87 Days over those thingys.    Then came Christmas Day with its glorious Pressies.... and the Swift DISPATCHING of the SnowFreaks... back to their SnowCave fur 11  WAY TOO SHORT  MONTHS....      
     Little did we know that THEY were NOT finished with us YET.    The EVIL ONES seem to have Layed their EGGS before they departed.     YES dear furends it is TRUE.    We have PHOTOGRAPHIC PROOF.
 These pictures are NOT for the Faint of Heart....     VIEWER  TRANSGRESSION   ADVISED

                 LOOK at the SnowFreak EGGS... Clinging to Poor Ernie's furs!!!
 YES FOLKS we got  over 5 INCHES of  Snow   and  in case you don't realize this...     5 inches of SNOW....  is like  WAY UP TO OUR POOP SHOOTERS...       SERIOUSLY. 
       I (Frankie Furter)   TRIED to avoid the S.F. Eggs as best I could... butt as you can see...  SnowFreaks are FAST and very DETERMINED...    they layed them on ME also.
 OH NO.....    I think there are MORE coming toward me....      HELP...HELP ME....    Somebuddy PLEASE HELP ME....   
 OMD my BROTHER is being  FERTILE SnowFreaks     Stand Still Ernie I'll TRY to get them off of you.    
        HELP ME FRANKIE.......      I want MOM...           MOOOOOOOOM       HELP...    DAAAAD where are you...      OMD Ernie....    there are just TOOOOOOOOO many of them..   you are RIGHT we need      HELPPPPPPPP        HELLLLLp.    
 After suffering out there  in that FURocious  mostly shoveled deck   Battlefield... we were FINALLY rescued...       
    Daaaaaaad get em OFF me...    HURRY DAAAAAD...   MASH them before the HATCH... PLEASE DAD...     
 Put that    ^*%$       Flashy Beast down Woman.... and HELP ME...      Squash them ALL mom.    They are EVIL and I (Frankie Furter) feel like the LIFE is being sucked outta me by them.    HURRY I say.
 WELL Folks..... it was a BATTLE to the END...        Good too short for this crap DACHSHUNDS Vs.   EVIL SnowFREAKS and their PLOT to Over Populate the WORLD with their Eggs.
      FRANKIE..... HEY FRANKIE.....          I see  another MATING PAIR....    HURRY FRANKIE we gotta Do Do somethingy about this QUICK.     

        FRANKIE.........     Let's break out the BIG GUNS...


FIRE     your


  ERNIE...   YOU did GRRRRREAT .        I'm PROUD of you Bro..       Now let's break out our PEE Shooters and  make em....      YELL... "OOOOOOw"      !!!   
 PEEs...  Trust us... we gave those SnowFreaks and their Eggs.... an 
UN Happy....   
 Totally CRAPPY    
    New Year's Eve.        


Dexter said...

We also had several inches of snow and I had to fire my poop shooter before momma dug the paths. It was very unpleasant.

I am horrified by all the snowman eggs on you. I hope that they were destroyed completely. You don't want them reanimating while you slumber.


Jazzi said...

WOW!! Those are some kinda eggs!!and lotsa snow!! We got NOTHING so la lala la!!! BOL
HAve fun battling those lil burgers!! Happy New Years!!

Jazzi and Addi

Team Beaglebratz said...

Hey Frankie - your snowfreaks r invadin'our territory tue-day.
Shiloh'n The Diva Shasta

Madi and Mom said...

We are rolling on the floor with tears in our yours. Ernie what a lucky guy you are to have Frankie for a bro and mentor. I cannot imagine dealing with SFs alone.

Mom is very proud of your Mom and her flashy beast for capturing each and ever exciting moment.
Hugs madi your BFFF

♥Mona + Weenie + Mommy, too♥ said...

Thank goodness those snow freaks don't come to our house. But youm guys are too cute with thosem snow eggsm all over you.

Natbe you could pack then all up and send thrm to Khyram bet she'd love it.

Happy New Year!!

{{{huggies}}}}.... Mona

Lovable Lily said...

OMD! Run for the hills before they can find you both again. How horrible of them to seek you out and cling to you like that. I sure hope that none of those egg's hatched. No doubt they were watching and lurking. Good thing that Dad was there to help you out. Mom was probably loving every minute of it. Hoping the eggs would hatch and then she'd have tiny, little snow babies running all about. You better figure out how to get rid of them real quick bcuz we have a feeling their planning on sticking around for a while!

Happy 2013!

Lily Belle & Muffin

p.s. Stay off the roads ~ Puddles might be out driving tonight and we all know what that means....

GOOSE said...

Oh My Goodness!! They can lay soooo many eggs. You know what my long furred friends do to repel the eggs (for short legged friends as well as the long legged ones). They use something called PAM on their furs. For some reason Snow Freak eggs do not like to attach themselves to the furs with PAM on them. Go figure. Have a wonderful New Year Snow Freak Egg free I hope.

Agnes Bullock said...

WHN thought that she was looking at an ALien movie- snow freak eggs were everywhere!

Molly The Wally said...

Everybody has snow freaks but us. We have melted snow freaks again. BOL funny guys.
Frankie, Ernie & Peeps
Have a rockin good New Years' Eve.
May at midnight plus 1 second your New Year start off swimmingly. Have a swell time pals.
Best wishes Molly

The Websters said...

OH FRANKIE! Just send them my way! We are to get between 2 and 4 inches and that is ok with me.

I am hunting and a plotting against those squirrels. We should have quite a haul for Sasha to cook.


Anonymous said...

O...M...D!!! Does it hurt?! How do you get them off?! We don't get snow & from the looks of it that may just be a good thing. Also...what know...your privates? Do the freeze off? THE HORROR!!!

Happy New Year you two - don't pawty too hard & watch those bacontinis Frankie *BOL*

Wally & Sammy

harrispen said...

Oh dear you two are under attack! I don't know how little Ernie can move with all those things clinging to him.

We got over 18" of snow recently and I was having the same problem with my poop shooter. I wouldn't even go until my mommy cleared a path so I didn't sink up to my butt in the snow.

Have a great New Year Furters!


Mr. Pip said...

5 INCHES OF SNOW!!!! Isn't that like a national emergency or something??? I won't tolerate anything over an inch!

Happy, Happy, Happy 2013 to ALL!

Your pal, Pip

Piappies World said...

Happy New Year Frankie and Ernie!
You sure battled the snowfreaks well. Enjoy the holidays!

Piappies - Fudgie, Princess, Frappie, Mocha, Sugar, Wai-Max, Wai-Pai & Forgie

Pippa Sheltie said...

Whats wrong with snow?
If you don't like it just eat it!

Sarge said...

Hey F-n-E!
Wow, that's so very BWAR HAR HAR funny! Snowfreak eggs! Well, 5 inches is a lot for you, but you should see the 17" in my yard! BOL Mom can't hardly's up to her knees. I love it, but my peeps are really tired of shovel duty. Great job going "dooty" on your snow! BOL
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Remington said...

Snow ROCKS! Enjoy! Happy New Year, my friends!

Ginger Jasper said...

Happy New Year and hope 2013 is good to you all.. Hugs GJ xx

Idaho PugRanch said...

We are getting More Snow as we bark!!. Dad used the snowblower to clear alot of the yard for us and then we got invaded by Birds that pooped everywhere. Mom was most unhappy!

Have a great New Year!!
Bailey, Hazel & Greta

Ruby and Penny said...

That is too much snow.
Happy New Year.
Love ya
Ruby and Penny

Murphy said...

Aw, you don't like the snow? Mom rinses off the eggs from us a zillion times a day. But, we like to eat them too. They are like ice cubes only better. Maybe your dad can shovel a little path so you don't have to poop into a snow drift. I like some "falling action" myself so I know this can be a problem.

Stay Calm & Bark On Into 2013!

Murphy & Stanley

The Slimmer Pugs, Kitties, and Mama said...

Hi Frankie & Ernie!
Wesa sorry that the snowpeeps eggies attacked you. Hopefully you ate them! BOL! Wesa wanted to stop buy and wish you a very blessed 2013 and your hu-peeps, too.
Much Luvums,
The Slimmer Puggums
George, Gracie, Toby, Lily, & Mimi

Anonymous said...

EVIL HAS STRUCK, it looked bad, how about the dreaded warm bath to kill them off, Heeheehee. Man when it gets to your pooper shooter, it's time to stay inside and use a cat litter box, Heeheehee

Happy New Year and may you have 365 days of Joy!!!

Your Very Good Pals
Susie & Bites

Dip-Dip and the Bridge said...

You are snowball dogs!
Wishing you all a very Happy New Year, may 2013 bring good things your way.
Dip Bridge Elliot and Lynne x

rottrover said...

Hey F & E! We don't know if you follow Ryker, butt there is a cartoon at the end of his blog today that will make you guys BOL!!

-Bart and Ruby

rottrover said...

OK, we're back... those snowfreaks are devilish!! Remember, you boyz always have a vacation home here with us!!

-Bart and Ruby

PeeeeS: Mom went to see the new Tom Cruise movie yesterday, and there was a part where he had to go out to easterh Ohio to investigate something. What BEAUTIFUL country! Aside from that snow, you guys live in a furry beautiful place!

Max the Quilt Cat said...

It sounds like you gave those snow freaks what for. Very proud of you. We're stopping by to wish you a wonderful new year, pals. We're so happy you are our friends.

Have a great 2013.

hugs, Max, Bugsy, Knuckles and HH

Two French Bulldogs said...

And where are your coats young men?
Happy New Year's Eve.
Benny & Lily

Mitch and Molly said...

Gee, the same thing happened to us and we didn't freak out like you did, Ernie. Just take a towel and swat them off and after that, eat them all up off the floor. They're cold and yummy!

Love ya lots,
Mitch and Molly

detroit dog said...

Happy New Year to you Frankie & Ernie, and to your Mom and Pops, too!

Quasar loves the snow (we got a lot here in Detroit, too). Mostly he loves to be bopped on the nose with snowballs that he tries to catch. Makes him run like crazy!

Have fun, but don't overdo the treats tonight!

Bouncing Bertie said...

Oh gosh, you and poor little Ernie are having problems with all that snow and the difficult pooping and peeing business. Gail tells me that my predecessor Hamish used to get attacked by those snow egg thingies on a regular basis, but for some reason they leave me alone.
Oh but I wish we had some propers snow here in the UK. All we have had all the holiday is rain rain and more rain...
Happy New Year.
Toodle pip!

The Army of Four said...

Looks like tons of fun to me! Send it over to us!
Play bows,

Foley Monster and Pocket said...

As little dogs we know how terrible snow is when it gets up the shooter. I would like to see a human take a vick in the could snow. Actually I wouldn't.

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Um, uh, well ... we hope YOU and ERNIE have a happy new year. WE won't mention the snow freaks.

Sweet William The Scot said...

Snow really invades fast! I hope you have a Healthy Safe Happy New Year.
Sweet William The Scot

Sagira said...

Wow that snow is trying to get you. Sorry we didn't get to see guys. We just sent in papers to come to Zanesville on November 9th but we might have sent them in too late.

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Happy New Year! Thank you for your friendship and all the fun we have had.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, Lightning, and Mom Kathie

Berts Blog said...

Sorry Frankie, but I just gotta tell you I LOVE SNOWFREAKS. sorry that you have such a bad time with them.

Have you tried PAM

My Vickie sprays that on my feet when we go on winter searches.

Happy New Year my friends

Rubie and Poots (her Mum) said...

I'm laffing at your post Frankie (but not at your pain!!) Glad we got none of them snow eggs here!!

Tail Wuggles, Rubie xxx

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Mr Frankie and Little Ernie, we never knew snowfreaks had eggs and they stuck to you? Oh, shiver, shake, moan and pee. Now we are so glad we are in Oz where the weather is 40C (107F) and there is no chance they can live here. Good idea to shoot the little suckers with poop and pee. Do you need us to send some of Rory's poop? Just say the word, we have plenty to spare! No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

Dougall-the-Scottie said...

bol! I like Ernie's style!

marley said...

I ave eard that they dussnt like the fires my pal....if you gets in by some hot logs or a nice warm radiator it kills them eggs dead....

Uji, Izzy, Ziggy + Missi said...

WOWZERS dudes dats a lotsa SF eggys, it mades da Momster finks ovs Ronnii cos her dids always gets covvered in dem wen wee wents outs in da snow butts wee did havs such funs. Wots a brill way to putts dem SF's in dem place wivs yor poop n pee shooters

Good goin dere dudes


Dory and the Mama said...


This is the FUNNIEST (yet a tad scary) post EVER!!!

Arty didn't see any evil Snoweggs in Wisconsin thank goodness!!

Dory (and her pack)